THE STEWART GRANGER KWIZ ANSWER
Stewart cannily had a ridiculous garment bonus written into all of his contracts.
THE STEWART GRANGER KWIZ
ORANGES
CURIOUS TRIFFID
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BETTY BRONSON
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension inform me that today’s guest on the 3 Question Interview, one Betsy Broderick, played the part of Peter Pan in a silent movie once. Tell me, Betsy, did they teach you how to fly for real or not?
Bronson’s ghost: My name is Betty Bronson, not Betsy Broderick, and yes, I did learn how to fly for the role of Peter.
Loon: 2nd question. What did you know about Mars in those olden days?
Bronson’s ghost: Oh, I flew to Mars and lived there for several years. The olives on Mars are really good.
Loon: And finally, about peanut butter. Chunky or smooth?
Bronson’s ghost: Neither. I only eat the shells. (tosses a rope straight up through the ceiling, climbs it and disappears.)
Loon: Join me next week for another 3 Question Interview with a famous ghost. (bows, leaves the room.)
ALPECIA
The white rose, Alpecia, longed to make a fortune by her wits. Sadly, she had none. So when she rashly tore herself from the wedding bouquet, rushed to the railroad tracks, and flung herself on board an outgoing passenger train, she had no idea what to do next. Confused, she remained immobile when she was picked up, inserted in a carafe, and placed on view in the dining car. There she remained until she didn’t, her single accomplishment in life being a successful flight from a wedding bouquet.
THE JIMINY CRICKET KWIZ ANSWER
Strange as it seems, it was Hood Debonair.









