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Much prefer the title Tiger! Tiger! to The Stars My Destination.
“The final will be optional. You may take the test or leave $1000 in cash in my mailbox. Hahaha … ha.”
On Pothole Dome overlooking Tuolumne Meadows the loon princeling is captured in acrylic paint while calculating whether or not to proceed. He proceeded.
He actually used more than 200 aliases when toiling in various Southern California oil fields. He tried to patent a supposed elixir of eternal life he discovered in his oil experiment mania phase. In fact, he’s still alive and working in oil somewhere in Alaska.
Whenever Charlie Chaplin traveled incognito to work on oil derricks in the desert, he went by the name of:
a. B. Tipton Stallworthy
b. Alice Roosevelt
c. Rollo Face
d. Pheasant Ramone
e. Just Plain Ken
f. Minnesota Flynn
g. Chirp Halfbrain
h. Stanislaus Krafchow
i. Frodo
j. Bob Smith
k. all of the above and more
BURGUNDY HAND SCARVES!
formed in client-free tubs using absolutely no gelatin (well, a little)
Buy 2 for the price of a fine cured ham!
MAKE A STATEMENT OF STYLE AT YOUR NEXT BAIL HEARING
Savor the envy of your therapist
and YES!
Be the first on the ski slopes clad only in hand scarves!
Up to my waist in the swamp, I struggled to pull the boat through the damned glut of reeds, all the while cursing the leeches availing themselves of the opportunity to slime slither and attach, barnacle-like, to my nether limbs, which in their turn strained to advance by gaining freedom from the powerful sinking mud suction. Meanwhile, I worried about my credit card debt.
“Oh, beautiful you became, my jewel of redness!”
Alice, born in 1915, should have been born in 1980, I’m thinking.
“No, flowers. See? It’s only my granddaughter, not an evil Tasmanian vampire rootsucker.”
His ego was so immense that he had all the eucalyptus trees on his estate ripped out and replaced with mecalyptus trees.
His ego was so immense that he had the village hermaphrodite exiled and replaced by a memaphrodite.
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
