CARTOON FRIDAY 90
February 18, 2011
THE WOODCUTTER FROG AND HIS WIFE
February 17, 2011
Seeking a better life, the woodcutter frog and his wife captured a magic fish and went to Greenland. There they freed an alien life form from the clutches of a dancing robot and were rewarded with kind words and a prairie schooner filled with marmalade. Using the marmalade for good, not evil, they flew to the garden of the penitent vampire, where they were forgiven and attached to the undercarriage of a blimp. The blimp transformed into a feather of delight and deposited the woodcutter frog and his wife in an enchanted garden, and there they sit to this day in stunned silence, the wife inexplicably clutching a dozen cinnamon rolls.
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A FAIRY TALE’S FINAL SENTENCE
February 16, 2011
And so she was transformed into a gnarled old oak, serving as a warning to all hens with snotty attitudes everywhere.
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THE LOON HAS LANDED
February 15, 2011
The loon lurks here in his new domicile. There are no anteaters in the vicinity. The loon’s decision to live here hinged solely on this fact.
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TURKEY FEATHER
February 13, 2011
For the next few days the loon will be scouting locations for turkey feather helmet franchises.
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A SENTENCE BY RYUNOSUKE AKUTAGAWA
February 12, 2011
A butterfly fluttered its wings in a wind thick with the smell of seaweed.
Kurosawa’s very great film, ‘Rashomon’, is based on a pair of Akutagawa’s short stories, ‘Rashomon’ (duh) and ‘In A Bamboo Grove’.
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CARTOON FRIDAY 89
February 11, 2011
There remains but one minor flaw standing between me and hair restoration immortality.
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A LOON PRONOUNCEMENT
February 10, 2011
Life can be like an elk, resembling but not so large as a moose.
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A SASQUATCH EYE VIEW OF THE LAKE
February 9, 2011
ALIEN INVASION
February 8, 2011
With tentacles dangling beneath wrinkled red globular heads, the aliens drifted downward through Earth’s atmosphere like tiny parachutes of menace. Gathering in force near Fresno, they attacked, emitting a pungent scent not unlike that of the most wretched porcupine you’ve ever encountered. The population swooned to death, and the aliens took Earth home with them, had it bronzed, and placed it beside Shakespeare’s wife on their second best bed.
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