“Lies, all lies. Shameless hussy! Her hood? Not red at all. More of a cinnamon and not at all attractive. In fact, between you and me, the girl was head to toe barf city. And don’t even talk to me about her shoes.”
I couldn’t have said it better. (chews head off of donkey)
Those look yummy! (makes replica of Spanish Armada)
As for me, I prefer the green. (forgives Peru’s national debt)
I voted by mail. (removes thorn from the paw of a lion)
An industrialist walked alone through these woods on Halloween and couldn’t shake the creepy feeling that he was being watched. Later, he was eaten by trees.
Haddock young are curious about shoes. Scientists in Switzerland determined the ideal length of a parakeet. In Guatamala, ghosts are believed to party. The average wench weighs more than the average blunderbuss. In prehistoric times, it was hard to find a good pair of spats. In Milwaukee, all children are born yodeling. Scientists under guard determined that a diet of nothing but string beans makes falcons cranky. A Danish study has determined that a play is the most effective way to catch the conscience of a king.
How was it possible for a nose – which had only yesterday been on his face and could neither drive nor walk – to be in uniform!
The loon pays humble homage to his 19th century direct ancestor and superior.
“This company hasn’t made one damned move since I was hired.”
The answer to yesterday’s kwiz is, of course, ‘c’, the hula hoop.
One day by the local fjord in 765 AD, Erik the Mild braided pliant twigs into a hoop and wrapped them in available entrails. Can you imagine the terror struck into the hearts of monks when a band of hairy putrid screaming creatures brandishing swords and whatnot rushed at them whirling disgusting hoops on their swiveling hips?
The most surprising Viking invention was:
a. the Ken doll
b. the lorgnette
c. the hula hoop
d. nail clippers
e. gastroenteritis
Answer revealed tomorrow in this space
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