CARTOON FRIDAY 49
May 7, 2010
“I spouted some of my best bullshit before I realized she was a construction.”
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THE CYCLOPS LOVE SONG
May 6, 2010
The Cyclops Love Song (to the tune of R.E.M.’s The One I Love)
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
This one goes out to my one-eyed porcupine
A pimple pop has occupied my time
This one goes out to my one-eyed love
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RINDLE MER
May 5, 2010
This is the one and only Rindle Mer. She is the lone watery woodlock ever to exist. What is a watery woodlock? If your mother is a shy chalky woodlock and your father is a river, you are a watery woodlock. Rindle Mer is noted for her stubbornness and her bark-lined endurance. In the story, Rindle Mer, she vows to restore the drought devastated Woods Beyond the Wood.
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RIN TIN TIN KWIZ
May 4, 2010
On retiring, Rinty became:
a. a chef.
b. a scarecrow on Richard Nixon’s elk farm.
c. ,after surgery in Denmark, a cat.
d. a mean drunk in Hermosa Beach, California.
e. an expert marksdog with bow and arrow.
f. a fallopian tube.
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THE DAFFINESS OF DILLS
May 3, 2010
These particular dills are daffy because they insist on blooming before Mein Herr Kapitan Winter has headed for more southerly climes. These fellows here were buried twice by snow after this picture was taken.
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FROM DOC’S LOON FABLES 21
May 2, 2010
The Lizard of Gauze
Once upon a time a cruel carpenter and his savage beast set out to find and subsequently steal the Cube of Flavors from the Tree of Pensive Contemplation, which, according to legendary lore, grew somewhere east of the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Unfortunately for the evil pair, they fell into a Spanish ravine within the first half hour of their journey and were consumed by the Thunder Bull Lizard of Gauze. The Lizard, on the other hand, scuttled quite merrily across river and dale and roy and trigger, finding and subsequently consuming the Cube of Happy Flavors and the Tree of Pensive Contemplation before moseying back to live forever in the Great Chambered Mountain of Ken. Ken was quite perturbed, and rightly so.
Moral: Flavored contemplation is hard to resist, as is a comfortable chamber in a mountain.
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A SENTENCE BY SAMUEL BECKETT
May 1, 2010
One day, is that not enough, one day like any other day, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we’ll go deaf, one day we are born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you?
This is from Waiting for Godot, a play the loon rereads at least once a year in spite of the tennis quaquaquaqua.
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CARTOON FRIDAY 48
April 30, 2010
“I’ll take a whimsical God over a wrathful God every time.”
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THE UNHEALTHY FOOD PYRAMID
April 29, 2010
spam
spam spam spam
spam lard spam lard spam
hoho twinkie lard twinkie hoho
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
bacon spam fat spam bacon spam fat spam bacon
spam spam heavy cream spam milk duds spam spam
camel…monty…spam spam donuts pies cake ice cream spam spam…python…camel
pharaoh
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BLINKY GREENWING
April 28, 2010
This is Blinky Greenwing, who plays a central role in ‘Woeful Wanderers’ Wasteland’.
Here he is much later, when he appears as a beloved grandfather in ‘Nimble Missst’ and ‘Quen Nim’.
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