Question – Why did the loon coach youth baseball for 25 years?
Answer – Early Sunday morning voluntary batting practice and the mellow green vibe.
Raised in a spent howitzer shell, Carlton Grane developed an explosive temper. Fed only peanut shells for the first five years of his life, he was understandably nuts. Though insanity and rage ruled his every action, he managed to marry surprisingly well. surprisingly, surp to her friends, spelled her name in all lower case letters to honor her favorite literary characters, archie the cockroach and mehitabel the cat. The union of Carlton and surp was blessed with issue. The issue was prayer in schools. Carlton passed away while attempting to swim underwater from San Diego to China. surprisingly Grane went on to serve two terms in the British Parliament, a rare achievement for a passionate life-long citizen of Bakersfield, California.
This blank canvas meadow has been prepared by Mother Nature. She primed it with a coat of snow, and now She ponders the colors She’ll use to make it bloom. The loon will return to this spot in a month to examine and record Her work. I’m thinking orange, purple, and yellow. We’ll see.
That old Bessie would beeswax the lawn to make the birds slip.
That line is from the radio play, Under Milk Wood. If you read the drama aloud, you might hear the word music better than if you read it asilent.
“Just give me a few more minutes to lie here in utter defeat.”
Boris Karloff:
a. wrote his memoirs with a pencil clenched between his teeth while immersed up to his neck in a vat of ketchup.
b. ate a breaded veal cutlet for breakfast every day of his adult life.
c. once swam across the Mojave Desert.
d. tended bar to earn enough money to become a bartender.
e. mailed a giraffe to Truman Capote.
f. enjoyed Deborah Kerr playing his grandmother’s sister in ‘The King and I’.
Here we have a very rough sketch of Wun, Tuu, and Thrii, the Triplet Princesses of Fiddleeebod. Scroll down a bit and you will see a sketch of young Prince Dale Lightly, who grows up to be a Kinng and the father of these bickering, laughing, screaming, ever energetic, incredibly exhausting creatures. They play starring roles, along with their little brother Forr and their cousin Jay Dot (Lady May of Orrun’s son), in The Land of the Rainbow Giants.
and a baseball game was taking place on the adjacent field.
Here is a segment of sidewalk in San Carlos, California. The loon once lived in a pink structure located to the left of this particular view. He decided this spot was worthy of being painted. Therefore, he painted it. Yes, pink structure.
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