It is a little known fact that Dame Judith was a symphony caliber trombonist.
To play Medea, Dame Judith got into the desired mood by:
a. listening over and over again to a recording of Abbot and Costello’s ‘Who’s On First’ routine.
b. reciting, ‘The sheet is slit. Who slit the sheet? Whoever slit the sheet is a good sheet slitter.’
c. playing ‘Stars and Stripes Forever’ on her trombone.
d. sleeping on a bed of nails with Johnny Weissmuller.
He had a dirty beard and his remaining teeth stood up like cartridges in his hungry face.
i did not do what i did
oh, margie, carry the table in
i did not say what i said
oh, rosie, dust off the plate
i am not what i am
melvin fat, melvin thin
haul that platter of big macs in
Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie?
Lorna Doone’s ghost: I undertake the majority of kitchen tasks myself.
Loon: What do you look for in general?
Lorna Doone’s ghost: I prefer my lovers to be at least 20 stones in weight and a full head higher than any other fellow in the general populace. Generals I care for not in the least.
Loon: In your century was it considered polite to punch a man in the face?
Lorna Doone’s ghost: Of course not, you dankish, boil-brained clack-dish. (storms off in high dudgeon)
(Loon smiles weakly.)
They have embarked on one of the few paths to retaining sanity at this moment in history.
This couple is:
a. beyond hope.
b. reacting appropriately to the times.
c. not sure of how to dress for office success.
d. running to win a pair of seats in congress.
Tenderly, Tenderly, I Stabbed, I Stabbed
I Was A Typhoid Carrier Working In An Abattoir
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