IT’S MOURNING IN AMERICA
January 20, 2017
THE LIFEBOAT CAST KWIZ ANSWER
January 19, 2017
THE LIFEBOAT CAST KWIZ
January 18, 2017
Alfred Hitchcock just announced:
a. that there were no more doughnuts.
b. that from now on he was going to pretend to be Mickey Mouse.
c. that his little dog, Whiskers, would direct the rest of the picture.
d. that he was going to empty the giant box of tarantulas he held high over his head.
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TRAP
January 17, 2017
Fair warning. Follow those critter tracks and you will find yourself totally immersed in liquid. For you see, a pond lies hidden beneath that smooth blanket of snow.
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ART DECO STILETTO
January 16, 2017
THE HIPPOPOTAMUS AND THE LARK
January 15, 2017
A clever lark landed on a low branch in a tree by the river. Below her a hippopotamus stood doing nothing at all.
‘I am a hippopotamus,’ said the lark.
The hippopotamus looked up and said, ‘No, you’re not. You’re a little bird. I am a hippopotamus. See my two lower great dagger tusks?’
The hippopotamus opened wide her mouth and proudly displayed her impressive teeth.
‘I am a special sort of hippopotamus, the flying sort that doesn’t need big fat clumsy teeth like that,’ said the clever lark.
‘But look,’ said the hippopotamus, ‘I’m big and I can do this.’
The hippopotamus lumbered into the river and thrashed and bellowed. Then it paused to look at the lark as if to say ‘See?’
The lark yawned, performed a small shudder fluff of feathers, and said, ‘Oh, impressive. I don’t deny that you are the common sort of hippopotamus, but I am special. In fact, I am your Queen. You must obey me. Do you understand?’
Confused, the hippopotamus blinked her eyes, began to say something, paused, began again, paused.
‘Well, I’m waiting. Will you obey?’ said the lark.
The hippopotamus bowed her head and said, ‘Yes, Your Majesty.’
Moral: A hippopotamus is no match for a clever lark.
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THE HENRY AND HUME KWIZ ANSWER
January 13, 2017
To be fair, Jessica’s corsage was made entirely of candy.
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THE HUME AND HENRY KWIZ
January 12, 2017
Hume Cronyn can’t believe that Henry Travers just ate:
a. Jessica Tandy’s corsage.
b. a telephone book.
c. a yo-yo.
d. all of the above.
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