ART FOR ART’S SAKE
This close-up representation of the imprisoned one-eyed giant octopus from the planet Brillig is presented as a modest tribute to the right-handed starting pitcher from days of yore, Art Mahaffey. Art, here’s to you.
This close-up representation of the imprisoned one-eyed giant octopus from the planet Brillig is presented as a modest tribute to the right-handed starting pitcher from days of yore, Art Mahaffey. Art, here’s to you.
Imagine a tiny world in your hand. Hurl it through the nurturing cosmos into life. Experience the euphoric joy of creation. Be a God. Strike this sucker out.
HIT BY PITCH Throw it at me. Go ahead, throw it at me, you god damn pizzaface. I’m ready. Come on. Come on. Bring it. THUNK! Shitassdamn. Hell. Okay. Okay. I put the bat down. See? I put it down gently. Lay it on the ground like a little sleepy baby. See my smile? I’m […]