January 23, 2012
This close-up representation of the imprisoned one-eyed giant octopus from the planet Brillig is presented as a modest tribute to the right-handed starting pitcher from days of yore, Art Mahaffey. Art, here’s to you.
June 19, 2009
Imagine a tiny world in your hand. Hurl it through the nurturing cosmos into life. Experience the euphoric joy of creation. Be a God. Strike this sucker out.
June 13, 2009
HIT BY PITCH Throw it at me. Go ahead, throw it at me, you god damn pizzaface. I’m ready. Come on. Come on. Bring it. THUNK! Shitassdamn. Hell. Okay. Okay. I put the bat down. See? I put it down gently. Lay it on the ground like a little sleepy baby. See my smile? I’m […]
