Dorothy Parker spent quite a lot of time: a. skippering a tugboat. b. lashing about with a whip while walking through Central Park. c. sailing the Black Sea searching for the Golden Fleece. d. interviewing gandy dancers in the railroad yard and dancing the gandy with them.
Claude Hatfield thought he was taking a picture of a cute baby lizard on a boulder. Little did he know he would be recording his final seconds alive while at the same time capturing the lightning strike of an enraged triffid.
Loon: A hearty welcome to the 3 question interview. Our celebrity ghost today is one Jack Dempsey, a professional boxer of note, so I am told. Mr. Dempsey, a ring is round. Why is a boxing ring square? Dempsey’s ghost: Hell, I dunno. Loon: Who invented gloves? Dempsey’s ghost: Kid, lemme give it to you […]
Loon: I am told by the Lords of the 4th Dimension that today’s guest for the 3 question interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, was a famous poet. Mr. Longfellow, how hard is it to think up rhymes? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhymes are not of prime importance. Loon: I see. What is then? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhythm is the […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have summoned former president Teddy Roosevelt for today’s 3 question interview. Mr. President, your wife Eleanor certainly helped you out a lot, didn’t she? Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Eleanor was my niece. Loon (aghast): You married your niece? Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Get a grip, fellow. You don’t look fit. […]
A recently ingested hallucinogen has Dwight thinking he sees a mound of jewels. There is no mound of jewels.
Just moments after this picture was taken, Beatrix Potter: a. flung the wretched creature out the window. b. found and adopted an albino otter. c. prepared lunch. d. recited ‘The Wreck of the Hesperus’. e. sharpened her favorite knife.
Loon: We have a special treat today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the famous movie star, Bela Lugosi. Welcome, Mr. Lugosi. Is that a wine stain on your tuxedo? Ghost of Lugosi: I never drink … wine. Loon: Me neither. It makes me drunk. Do […]
He bought a home where the buffalo roamed, and on this particular day, he had to leap into a ditch to avoid the stampeding bison.
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