Besides for president, Pat Paulsen once ran: a. a hippopotamus into the ground. b. from Moline, Illinois to Wichita, Kansas wearing a lemon-scented orange beret. c. the Bald Eagle Hawk, a small newspaper in Weed, California. d. Tommy Smothers into the ground. e. a zoo in Poland.
Betty, just after this picture was taken during filming of the silent movie of Peter Pan,: a. fell out of that window and sprained her wrist. b. went to her Exotic Menu Club luncheon and ate a porcupine sandwich. c. smoked a cigar. d. took up archery. e. returned to her mansion and gamboled with […]
cucumber pickle, pop sickle, shingles prickle, Travis Bickle, feathers tickle, butter brickle, my wife was fickle, give me a nickel, and while you’re at it, give me the rest of your money, too
Loon: The subject for today’s 3 question interview needs no introduction. Introducing for your pleasure, Mr. Mark Twain, author of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and many other Leatherstocking tales. Mr Twain, was it hard to keep that white suit clean? Twain’s ghost (looming): This interview will be curtailed before it properly gets under way if […]
Arthur Rackham had a farm, e i e i o, and on this farm he had a: a. fit. b. studio with a view of another studio he had right next to it. c. lot of fun running in circles giggling. d. cow named Horse and a horse named Cow. e. phalanx of life-sized statues […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us this olden days type Victorian looking sort of woman who I’m told wrote a very famous book about her uncle. Mrs. Stowe, do you like horses? Stowe’s ghost: Tee hee hee. I’ll pinch your cheek. (lunges forward) Loon (taken aback, takes himself […]
Truth will out. Yes, Frank Morgan was, and still is, for that matter, Merlin.
After Frank Morgan completed his work on The Wizard of Oz: a. he went spelunking to the center of the earth. b. he traveled through time and resumed his true identity as Merlin. c. he went on a picnic with Marion Davies and W. R. Hearst. d. he rotated the tires on his flivver and […]
She went to night school strictly as a lark, but when the wings frayed, she completed the semester costumed as a Zebra.
Loon: I am told today’s guest on the 3 question interview was a huge Broadway musical star and Ziegfeld girl in the 1920s or something. She’s so popular that we’re having her back for a second interview even though I don’t remember the first. Her name? Marilyn Miller. Like I said, I don’t remember what […]
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