King Kong shuffled down the hall and paused at the kitchen door He scrunched his face and muttered, ‘Now what did I come here for?’ He shook his head and turned away feeling sort of numb As the water cooking his morning eggs steamed off to kingdom come Tweet
Four Seasons in Three Pictures spring or summer, check this tree and this is what you’re gonna see when autumn comes a ramblin’ by this here sight will blast your eye you can tell it’s winter ‘tho there ain’t no snow by the tree’s wintry habit to leafless go Tweet
April 2 April 16 Beware the wily fig tree and others of its kind sprouting leafy splendor to mask an evil mind. Faithful to the triffids and their plan to rule the earth, beware the wily fig tree for all that you are worth. Tweet
Iris smilin’ Ernie Pylin’ Ringo stylin’ Dollars dialin’ Data filin’ Kerouac milin’ and ol tylen Tweet
This is the hill of Jack and Jill That boulder there is exactly where Jack bashed his head and bled ’til dead Jill was sad and soon went mad Nice hill, though Tweet
James Edward Tillinghast spent three years before the mast. And when said years had wandered by he spent three years consuming pie. And when his girth was more than ample he said, “Let this be an example.” What he meant, no one knows, for all ignored him, and stole his clothes. Tweet
kenneth oh kenneth please come to the barn i forgive you for breaking my car kenneth oh kenneth stop carding that yarn and help me revive stanley marr kenneth oh kenneth i don’t give a darn if your head is stuck in a jar kenneth oh kenneth … too late never mind Tweet
Happy birthday, Chas the D I perused Dave the Copp 2 times 3 Plenty of evidence, you gotta see that I dig your stuff to the Nth degree Here’s to you, talented dude Grab a beer! Have some food! Tweet
This is a post most inferior You might even call it posterior I tried to think of one eerier Then took on the search for one cheerier So before I grow any wearier I’ll just post this post most inferior Tweet
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