CALL IN THE STAFF

June 28, 2015

he called in the staff and showed them the graph efficiency factors had fallen by half he began to laugh said, ‘pardon my giraffe’ and danced on his toes and shouted out ‘Faff!’

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THE BLOOMSDAY POST

June 16, 2015

Here’s to – Nora the barnacle goose – Skin-the-Goat – the giggle fit of bronze by gold – the blind stripling piano tuner tap tap tapping along – the dog’s rag of wolf’s tongue redpanting from his jaws- Stephen deep in thought strolling on Sandymount Strand – socks with skyblue clocks, jaunty – Plumtree’s Potted […]

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THE POEM ABOUT ADDICTION

June 13, 2015

agony bliss rinse repeat

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MASON JARR

June 2, 2015
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There was a man named Mason Jarr. He lived in a rusted touring car. He gave lots of speeches and dined upon leeches and on one occasion a liter of tar.

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BAD POEM

May 25, 2015

i linger longly low and loud beside the savage cloud enervated i reap dragons to haul away in fiery wagons alas my heart it sticks the candles have no wicks

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GIFTS

May 11, 2015

They gave him some popcorn They gave him a rake They gave him 3 pieces of pie They gave him a warning to be out of town by the 31st day of July

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POETIC POECIA

April 28, 2015

my sister’s aunt (rhyme it with want) decided to go fishing she caught an old tire, a tin can and some wire and the law firm of Harboth & Swishing

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HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

April 21, 2015

long in the fellow short in the tooth henry wadsworth yea forsooth

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MARVELOUS STORY

April 6, 2015
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I’ve written a marvelous story. It begins on a wing and a prayer. It continues to struggle for glory with a cat consuming a pear. It ends on a lake in a dory with about a minute to spare. I’ve written a marvelous story all alone while I sat in this chair.

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FIRST PRIZE

April 4, 2015

For being the first to awaken, I gave her a copper penny. She bowed her thanks politely and told me her name was Jenny.

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