THE HALLOWEEN OWL MAN KWIZ

October 30, 2014
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The Halloween owl man is famous primarily for: a. creating the flakiest pie crusts in all of Zombieland. b. slashing things to ribbons. c. consuming 18 cows at one sitting. d. hypnotizing Godzilla.

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THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH

October 28, 2014

The owner of the pumpkin patch concludes his haunting spiel with an offer of $10,000 dollars to anyone brave enough to spend Halloween night manacled to the skeleton scarecrow in the middle of the pumpkin patch. His harrowing tale of past Halloweens here has blanketed the few gathered with terrified silence. You, however, are made […]

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THE VERONICA LAKE HALLOWEEN KWIZ

October 31, 2013

While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.

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HALLOWEEN GHOST STORY

October 7, 2013

The Twig Man He staggered into the fog. Pale lights loomed ahead, were swallowed behind. He veered off into the tangled undergrowth at the edge of the park. Red leaves in bunches slapped at his face. His eyes swam in and out of focus where the mist thinned and thickened in pulses. He came to […]

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HALLOWEEN DINOSAUR COSTUME

October 31, 2012

The neighborhood dinosaur has opted for the Elvis look this year.

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LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN

October 29, 2012
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LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN Hopes to Frighten Children, Capture Flies Neighbors Cautious in Response Derelict Blames Government

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HALLOWEEN SKELETON

October 22, 2012

She’s waiting for Halloween to demonstrate her power. How do I know she’s a she? She’s wearing that nice purple flower.

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ENTER HALLOWEEN

October 16, 2012
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Here’s the shy pumpkin cheerleader hiding behind her pompons.

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MY FAVORITE DECORATION

October 31, 2011
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This is my doctor. I tied him to this tree in nineteen hundred and ninety-three. And every single year since then, why, yes, by gum, I’ve done it again. He’s been a lot of Halloween fun. (He died in 1981)

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FRIDAY CARTOON 126

October 28, 2011
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“My Granny made this house. Her real name is Betty Hawks. She nailed those ladder boards especially for me. She doesn’t use them. She flies up instead. She won’t be back until after Halloween. She promised to teach me about her broom then.”

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