October 31, 2013
While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.
October 7, 2013
The Twig Man He staggered into the fog. Pale lights loomed ahead, were swallowed behind. He veered off into the tangled undergrowth at the edge of the park. Red leaves in bunches slapped at his face. His eyes swam in and out of focus where the mist thinned and thickened in pulses. He came to […]
October 31, 2012
The neighborhood dinosaur has opted for the Elvis look this year.
October 29, 2012
LOCAL SPIDER PREPARES FOR HALLOWEEN Hopes to Frighten Children, Capture Flies Neighbors Cautious in Response Derelict Blames Government
October 22, 2012
She’s waiting for Halloween to demonstrate her power. How do I know she’s a she? She’s wearing that nice purple flower.
October 16, 2012
Here’s the shy pumpkin cheerleader hiding behind her pompons.
October 31, 2011
This is my doctor. I tied him to this tree in nineteen hundred and ninety-three. And every single year since then, why, yes, by gum, I’ve done it again. He’s been a lot of Halloween fun. (He died in 1981)
October 28, 2011
“My Granny made this house. Her real name is Betty Hawks. She nailed those ladder boards especially for me. She doesn’t use them. She flies up instead. She won’t be back until after Halloween. She promised to teach me about her broom then.”
October 26, 2011
This particular ghoul bat vampire is angry because: a. someone sat in her chair, ate her porridge, and slept in her bed. b. of princesses. Yeah, just princesses. c. she roots for the Pittsburgh Pirates. d. she’s heard one too many owls hooting in the night. e. her health insurance policy was suddenly, and for […]