October 21, 2010
The correct answer to yesterday’s kwiz is c, Charlotte Bronte. Charlotte Bronte did indeed invent the T-shirt with the help of an alien couple from the Crab Nebula. For you see, one day Charlotte was out back strangling rabbits for dinner when a flying saucer landed nearby. The alien couple, Urchstr and Janr, emerged to […]
October 20, 2010
The T-shirt was invented by: a. Mr. T b. a tarantula c. Queen Victoria d. Charlotte Bronte e. Liberace The answer will be revealed tomorrow in this space.
October 19, 2010
O, give me a ball O, please O, please A ball that I can bat Or throw Or catch Or kick Or eat Or carry Or wear as a hat
October 17, 2010
People who think they’re smart are usually dumb and versa vice.
October 16, 2010
The evening, I remember, was still and cloudy; the London air was at its heaviest; the distant hum of the street-traffic was at its faintest; the small pulse of life within me and the great heart of the city around me seemed to be sinking in unison, languidly and more languidly, with the sinking sun. […]
October 15, 2010
“It says, ‘If you order salad, management reserves the right to punch you in the face.’”
October 14, 2010
THE PLUSH RENEGADE Starring Burgundy Phelps as the one-eyed detective, Lance Cormorant Whose mission in life is San Rafael Co-starring the stealth bombshell, Fromage, as the girl with the ‘howdy’ eyebrows Will she spell doom for Lance? Or will Lance go to his grave a bad speller? The most exciting adventure ever to inhabit the […]
October 13, 2010
From this spot, the loon’s domicile is located 100 yards ahead as the mastodon crashes or 80 yards as the crow flies.
October 12, 2010
These wall rocks are not sea mammals and have no tusks.