KWIZ ANSWER

October 21, 2010

The correct answer to yesterday’s kwiz is c, Charlotte Bronte. Charlotte Bronte did indeed invent the T-shirt with the help of an alien couple from the Crab Nebula. For you see, one day Charlotte was out back strangling rabbits for dinner when a flying saucer landed nearby. The alien couple, Urchstr and Janr, emerged to […]

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T-SHIRT KWIZ

October 20, 2010

The T-shirt was invented by: a. Mr. T b. a tarantula c. Queen Victoria d. Charlotte Bronte e. Liberace The answer will be revealed tomorrow in this space.

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POETIC INSPIRATION, LOON EDITION

October 19, 2010

O, give me a ball O, please O, please A ball that I can bat Or throw Or catch Or kick Or eat Or carry Or wear as a hat

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THE LAST HURRAH

October 18, 2010
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TO WIT

October 17, 2010

People who think they’re smart are usually dumb and versa vice.

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A SENTENCE BY WILKIE COLLINS

October 16, 2010

The evening, I remember, was still and cloudy; the London air was at its heaviest; the distant hum of the street-traffic was at its faintest; the small pulse of life within me and the great heart of the city around me seemed to be sinking in unison, languidly and more languidly, with the sinking sun. […]

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CARTOON FRIDAY 72

October 15, 2010

“It says, ‘If you order salad, management reserves the right to punch you in the face.’”

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MOVIE TRAILER SCRIPT

October 14, 2010

THE PLUSH RENEGADE Starring Burgundy Phelps as the one-eyed detective, Lance Cormorant Whose mission in life is San Rafael Co-starring the stealth bombshell, Fromage, as the girl with the ‘howdy’ eyebrows Will she spell doom for Lance? Or will Lance go to his grave a bad speller? The most exciting adventure ever to inhabit the […]

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GRATUITOUS FALL PHOTO 2

October 13, 2010

From this spot, the loon’s domicile is located 100 yards ahead as the mastodon crashes or 80 yards as the crow flies.

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WALL ROCKS

October 12, 2010

These wall rocks are not sea mammals and have no tusks.

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