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Remember when the magic penguins bearing gifts in their hot air balloon descended unto the manger and were greeted by the tiny happy snowman in the blue hat?
Remember when the magic penguins bearing gifts in their hot air balloon descended unto the manger and were greeted by the tiny happy snowman in the blue hat?
‘Don’t tell me what I’m doing, I don’t want to know.’ Well, yes, yes, and yes. And thanks for the peacock in the snow and lots of other stuff.
Percentage varies according to the level of wisher’s gullibility.
Find Santa.
The United States deputy ambassador-at-large to the United Nations reacts to a perceived slight.
This picture defines Douglas Fairbanks Sr perfectly. I mean, come on, hands down, I rest my case, right?
This pleasant and harmless looking gathering of blooms is not what it appears to be. The loon’s triffid has informed the loon that these attractive little creatures are the triffid’s cousins, a subset of triffid known as frenzy triffids. They are not unlike the deadly piranha fish of South America. Those crimson splashes aren’t innocent. […]
Once upon a time, and a very fine time it was, there lived at the edge of a forest in a faraway land a wealthy woodcutter and his two daughters. The sisters were twins, one comely, the other goly. They ran a boutique doublet shoppe next to the sawmill and were quite content. The comely […]
The first light of dawn was green, and the sky filled with clouds, steam rising from dry ice. Ms. Stevens deals nicely with daybreak in her hippie commune book, Rancho Armadillo.
“I got all the answers, Boss. I used to matriculate. Go ahead, ask me what it’s like to teach Introduction to English Literature I.”