ADJUSTMENT
March 21, 2012
The loon haf at long laft adjufted to reading from thif tome. No longer confufed, he’f now fat and faffy.
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THE REIGN OF SPRING
March 20, 2012
While crawling through his woodsy hillside habitat, the loon encountered this particular gush of a stream. Thus begineth the reign of Spring with a clever dousing of liquid rain. A rain of solids would have been most depressing, if not fatal. Therefore, huzzah!
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SALVATION SAL, A STORY TOO FAR
March 19, 2012
Salvation Sal divided the chocolate bar into 8 individual squares. Burrowed deep in the straw with her turkey, she consumed the gleaming squares of lovely delight ever so slowly. Outside, the rain beat a merry tune on the upturned visage of Salvation Al, Sal’s evil twin. “Where be ye, woman?” called Al, and he entered […]
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THE GRAND MAJESTIC TRIFFID HIGH QUEEN
March 18, 2012
The Grand Majestic Triffid High Queen in all her glory blessed the loon with a stealth visit recently. By rigid law no photo of the Queen’s visage is allowed, and so yea verily this capture of the Queen’s beautifully barbed abdomen as she stands in the midst of her favorite toadies will have to do. […]
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A SENTENCE BY HARRIET BEECHER STOWE
March 17, 2012
Sam was in the highest possible feather, and expressed his exultation by all sorts of supernatural howls and ejaculations, by divers odd motions and contortions of his whole system. Now there’s a sentence to cause one to reel backward for a moment and take inventory.
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MALTESE FALCON KWIZ ANSWER
March 16, 2012
Although Charlotte Bronte couldn’t imagine such a thing, you can bet your most precious gelding that Emily could.
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THE MALTESE FALCON KWIZ
March 15, 2012
Brigid O’Shaughnessy, in this David Eccles cover illustration of the Folio edition of The Maltese Falcon, represents: a. Teamsters Local 286 b. the mesmerizing power of the Giant Mesmerizing Falcon. c. a way to dress when appearing before Congress. d. a way of life undreamed of by Charlotte Bronte.
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POST 1000
March 14, 2012
This is the loon’s 1000th post. Oh, how he fretted. Oh, how he laughed his high laugh of confusion, despair and outright insanity. Then, a glimmer of a gleam of a spark of a hope scraped his right elbow, causing him to throw his head back against a large cast iron pheasant. Thus, it was […]
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INCIDENT
March 13, 2012
SKY PUPPIES!! a single cloud scudding _____flock of sheep___sheepdog_________shepherd about to have his day ruined
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SUMMING UP
March 12, 2012
And so I put it to you, Reverend Mother, that not only were you aware of the locations of both cows and the tiara, but you were instrumental, nay, willingly crucial in the deployment of the harvesting equipment. Furthermore, it remains an undeniable, irrefutable fact that the damning beaded purse was found in your personal […]
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