THE DOUGLAS DUMBRILLE KWIZ

July 5, 2012

Although Douglas played the villain in westerns more than 10,000 times, in private life: a. he nurtured puppies. b. he liked nothing better than to bake a pie. c. he gave away all of his avocado ranches to random children. d. he spent much of his free time handing out pens to the homeless. e. […]

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4TH OF JULY (FLORAL FIREWORKS DAY)

July 4, 2012
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SECOND PERSON, PRESENT TENSE, FUTURE DOUBTFUL

July 3, 2012
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A mandarin gets stuck on a coal barge. You phone the police. A headless egret flies by. You duck into Spencer’s Gym and go a few rounds with Mushy Callaghan. A wild tangle of vines writhes down the middle of the street. You stagger home, all the while dodging chunks of falling concrete. Corn grows […]

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dAdA ART

July 2, 2012
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OH, HOW HAPPY THE ARCHERS WERE WHEN THE MOON CONFRONTED THE SUN

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THE PLEASANT CLOUD

July 1, 2012
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The pleasant cloud drifted about in search of a parade to rain on. Foiled, it began to churn in a vigorous dance of rage. Just then, a raven wearing a top hat flew by. The cloud, snarling, launched a bolt of lightning ravenward. A high fiendish laugh of glee accompanied the deceased raven and singed […]

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