July 5, 2012
Although Douglas played the villain in westerns more than 10,000 times, in private life: a. he nurtured puppies. b. he liked nothing better than to bake a pie. c. he gave away all of his avocado ranches to random children. d. he spent much of his free time handing out pens to the homeless. e. […]
July 3, 2012
A mandarin gets stuck on a coal barge. You phone the police. A headless egret flies by. You duck into Spencer’s Gym and go a few rounds with Mushy Callaghan. A wild tangle of vines writhes down the middle of the street. You stagger home, all the while dodging chunks of falling concrete. Corn grows […]
July 2, 2012
OH, HOW HAPPY THE ARCHERS WERE WHEN THE MOON CONFRONTED THE SUN
July 1, 2012
The pleasant cloud drifted about in search of a parade to rain on. Foiled, it began to churn in a vigorous dance of rage. Just then, a raven wearing a top hat flew by. The cloud, snarling, launched a bolt of lightning ravenward. A high fiendish laugh of glee accompanied the deceased raven and singed […]