A SENTENCE BY WILLIAM BLAKE

May 11, 2013

Come live & be merry and join with me, To sing the sweet chorus of Ha, Ha, He.

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THE J. M. BARRIE KWIZ ANSWER

May 10, 2013
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He maintained a strict haggis diet for several years, including those during which he penned Peter Pan.

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THE J. M. BARRIE KWIZ

May 9, 2013
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When writing Peter Pan, J. M. Barrie would often: a. fly out the window. b. shout ‘Zoot alors!’ in his sleep. c. eat nothing at all save haggis. d. hop about on one foot while tapping himself on the head with a spoon. e. laugh maniacally.

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THE SASQUATCH AND THE TRIFFID

May 8, 2013

The sasquatch and the triffid sat in the marsh  not only to wile away the hours discussing and eating their favorite vertebrates, but indeed to touch base on certain aspects of the overall invasion plan. TRIFFID: I’m led to understand you’ll be in charge of the lake division. Pass me a rib. SASQUATCH: Here you […]

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TIPTOE

May 7, 2013

It’s a tulip theme around here this year. Plenty of opportunities for tiptoeing.

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THE SPATTER EFFECT OF CRESCENT ORBS #4

May 6, 2013
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE ELIOT

May 5, 2013

Loon: Any minute now I’m expecting the arrival of the ghost of a writer called George Eliot to undertake the 3 question interview. Ah, I see shimmering. (Ghost of George Eliot materializes.) Oh, there must be some mistake. I’m waiting for a George Eliot. Who is it that you were, ma’am? George Eliot’s ghost: George […]

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TAHOE TRIFFID

May 4, 2013
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The loon had to do quite a lot of quick clicking and squeaking before this Tahoe triffid believed the loon wasn’t just a woofin’ about his special relationship with the triffid empire. Fortunately for the loon, disaster was narrowly averted.

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THE WILD BILL HICKOCK KWIZ ANSWER

May 3, 2013

No sirree, calling Wild Bill Mr. Hiccup was that feller’s terminal mistake.

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THE WILD BILL HICKOCK KWIZ

May 2, 2013

The man Wild Bill is looking at has but a brief span of time left to dwell on this world of sorrows before winging his way to eternal rest because: a. he made sport of Bill’s hat. b. he made sport of Bill’s abundant flow of hair. c. he flat out insulted Bill’s mustache. d. […]

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