G RATED RANT
YOU TOAD BENDING MUD FARMER! YOU BARD OF SHEEP! YOU SKY MIXED PLUME BARTER! TOFFLER! BOKE! UNGUENT SIPPING MINOTAUR! YOU RANCID MUMBLER! YOU ORT! YOU FULL BODIED BILE FLINGER! FA UPON THEE! TWICE!!
YOU TOAD BENDING MUD FARMER! YOU BARD OF SHEEP! YOU SKY MIXED PLUME BARTER! TOFFLER! BOKE! UNGUENT SIPPING MINOTAUR! YOU RANCID MUMBLER! YOU ORT! YOU FULL BODIED BILE FLINGER! FA UPON THEE! TWICE!!
You have to watch out for these guys. They sneak in and try to throw lightning at you.
Loon: I have the great honor to welcome for the 3 question interview today the ghost of Robert E. Lee. General, welcome and may I ask if it was uncomfortable walking around with a sword clattering on your leg all the time? Lee’s ghost: Sometimes it proved to be an annoyance. Loon: I thought so. […]
Storks in the Fossil children’s nursery were always called Gums after that. Nice rhythm and flow. Ballet Shoes is the book. And a proper nice little book it is.
It’s a little known fact that Beatrix Potter was a much sought after mesmerist in the early 20th century.
Franz, in this picture, is in the process of: a. being hypnotized by a strange being from another planet. b. being hypnotized by Rasputin. c. being hypnotized by Teddy Roosevelt. d. being hypnotized by Beatrix Potter.
Happy birthday to Franz Kafka. Today a short game of Embed the Apple in the Giant Cockroach, tomorrow the kwiz.