WORDPLAY

May 11, 2016

gar – any of various fishes that have an elongated body resembling that of a pike and long and narrow jaws age – the part of an existence extending from the beginning to any given time Put these two words together and the obvious result is of course garage, a shelter for automotive vehicles.

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BRIGHT

May 10, 2016
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ADEQUATE COMPANION

May 9, 2016

During his lifelong search for an adequate companion, Jasper Tubbs once mistakenly thought he had succeeded. On a page with two columns, one headed ‘positives’ and one headed ‘negatives’, he had ticked off 8 items on the ‘positives’ side and 1 on the ‘negatives’. On the ‘positives’ side: elbows rounded in a pleasing manner, neck […]

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BLURBS FOR A NOVEL UNWRITTEN

May 8, 2016

When a jewel is found stabbed into the throat of a famous architect, a city mourns. When lamplighter Doris Churn wanders unescorted into into a den of thieves and architects, a city mourns. A city mourns when noted architect Bliss Chatterton goes missing after last being seen leaping from the prow of a gigantic wrestler. […]

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FLAUNT IT

May 7, 2016

If you’ve got it, you might as well go on ahead and flaunt it.

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THE DRAGON HEAD HAT KWIZ ANSWER

May 6, 2016

The more show biz she sees, the better Delbert and the farm look.

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THE DRAGON HEAD HAT KWIZ

May 5, 2016

Selected to wear this hat for Cinco de Mayo, the young lady is: a. picturing what she’ll do to her agent for getting her into this mess. b. wondering why she didn’t just stay on the farm and marry Delbert. c. betting her cheeks will go into spasm if she has to hold her smile […]

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OZ

May 4, 2016
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UNSUCCESSFULLY HIDING

May 3, 2016
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CONFUSION

May 2, 2016

After asking his teacher for a hall pass, she gave him a Khyber Pass instead. Thoroughly confused, Dolph Pankett roamed South America for a decade before discovering his true calling. His true calling tended bar in an unreachable saloon on the Atacama Desert. Brenda Furth was his true calling’s name. She gave him 3 ounces […]

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