My name is not something you buy in a store, Oh, Johnny Oatcake, My name is not something you find on the floor, Oh, Johnny Oatcake, Instead my name’s something found high in the sky, Oh, Johnny Oatcake, Weather Satellite Remington Bligh, Oh,Johnny Oatcake.
‘Go along around about back up there to the hill. You’ll find the hermit’s cave on the other side beneath a little bluff. I always tell folks not to bother, but they don’t pay me much mind anyhow. So go along. I reckon everybody’s got to learn for their selves,’ said the gas station attendant […]
An encounter with Walter Brennan could be frightening.
In this photo, Peter Bogdanovich and Orson Welles: a. are contemplating mayhem. b. are unprepared when Joan Rivers interrupts their snack shopping. c. are rehearsing for The Odd Couple and receiving unwanted suggestions from the director. d. are wary at the approach of Walter Brennan.
Pageant officials discovered that Miss Representation was not all she claimed to be.
Spone Madagascar peeled the duct tape from his neck with care. He crumpled it into a lump of dull gray and dropped it out the window. Now able to turn his attention wholly to the surrounding cobras, he moved his hands in gentle sway, a mesmerizing rhythm. The cobras followed with dead lead eyes and […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to send to us for today’s 3 Question Interview a French writer and philosopher named John Paul Sart. If I may call you John, John, are you related in any way at all to an American sea person named John Paul Jones? Sartre’s ghost: No. […]