March 18, 2017
‘Who’s who? What’s when? Where’s why?’ said the iguana to the tarantula. The tarantula, not one to be entertained by nonsense, more, in point of fact, like one to be enraged by nonsense, sank her poison escorting fangs into the iguana, thereby killing it, and dined on iguana haunch off and on for the next […]
March 17, 2017
A grand total of eight buckets of paint were dumped.
March 16, 2017
Jeanette agreed to wear this headpiece on one condition, that condition being that: a. Nelson would wear it to the premier of the movie. b. she could ritually burn it after the last day of shooting. c. if anybody on the set laughed, she could dump a bucket of paint on him, her, or them. […]
March 15, 2017
a poem from the pen of edna st. louis missouri: * ides hides destiny rides on antlered foal wind be gentle my fragile soul nickers shyly oh sweet stab
March 14, 2017
The Galway Goon – Sinead O’ Toole – Jim O’Brien – Duck Fitzgerald (gat) – Pat Murphy (knife) ropes stool-Buzzsaw McCoy r o p e s referee r o p e s Bronco Maggio-stool ropes Ox Angelini – Mavis the Moll – Don Bandini – Rocco Cicci (blackjack) – Specs Kirsch (dart gun)
March 13, 2017
timothy bodfellow went to bed hundreds of earwigs danced on his head timothy bodfellow rose in alarm checked out of the inn and returned to the farm he dug in the mud and giggled a lot earwigs victorious, timothy not
March 12, 2017
When, in a queendom far away and long ago, the Queen gave birth to identical twin girls, a soothsayer was summoned to say the sooth. Regarding the infants with his deeply knowing eyes, the soothsayer said, ‘They must be parted before they reach the age of ten, never more to meet again.’ The Queen said, […]
March 11, 2017
Loon: In quite an astonishing turn of events, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us today for the 3 Question Interview a famous elephant, Jumbo. And not only that, they have assured me that ghost elephants are able to speak. With this in mind, I greet you, Jumbo, with the following question. […]
March 10, 2017
The old lady went into the river, but of course only in the movie. Edmund apologized and treated the actress to tea after the scene was completed.
March 9, 2017
Here is Edmund Gwenn: a. indicating to the Girl Scout most emphatically that he doesn’t want to buy any cookies. b. exhorting Mickey Rooney to take it down a few notches. c. reacting with some concern at the approach of Franklin Pangborn. d. about to shove the old lady into the river.