THE WOLFMAN KWIZ

April 20, 2017

The wolfman is in the process of taking flight from: a. an enraged Deanna Durbin. b. the Lollipop Guild. c. Mrs. Wolfman. d. his arch rival, Penmanship Matters Man.

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WHEN THE DREAM BROKE

April 19, 2017

when the dream broke he awoke in purple lush by yellow gush and still his car keys were nowhere to be found

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THE ICE PLANT BLOOMETH

April 18, 2017
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THE TINIEST RAINBOW

April 17, 2017

One day the cloud city groaned and rumbled. The grand rainbows hurried to the assembly grotto, crowding and shoving in order to get the best view of the coming storm. Would the storm achieve enough moisture tumbling sufficiency in ratio to the sunlight to require a rainbow? And if it did so, which bow would […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TRIGGER

April 16, 2017

Loon: We have a special treat this week on the 3 Question Interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us Trigger, Roy Rogers’ horse. Since all ghosts have the power of speech, horse or whatnot, I’ll begin with this question. Do you like to talk, Trigger? Trigger’s ghost: Neigh. Loon: Why not? […]

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THE ROSE OF HENRY

April 15, 2017
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Henry’s rose bloomed in April. Henry bloomed in May. They planned to rule the world in June. By July they’d been taken away.

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THE JOE LOUIS KWIZ ANSWER

April 14, 2017

The photographer really shouldn’t have said what he said.

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THE JOE LOUIS KWIZ

April 13, 2017

15 seconds after this photo was taken: a. the photographer lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. b. the photographer and his assistant lay stretched out unconscious on the floor. c. Joe allowed the photographer to leave unharmed. d. Joe sat down on a comfortable chair.

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THE LOCKET

April 12, 2017

In the pleasant Valley of Swords, not an implement of death was more revered than the Savage Locket of Terminal Agony. The Grand Scimitar housed the Locket in a steel mesh Lurk, a combination of dungeon and spa. Whenever danger threatened, such as when a lamb or a baby giraffe accidentally wandered into the valley, […]

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NOT SO FAST, SPRING, SAYS SOUTH LAKE TAHOE

April 11, 2017
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