BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RONALD REAGAN

April 9, 2017

Loon: I am pleased to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Ronald Reagan, who I am told had something to do with both movies and politics. Ronald, did you favor using a tie tack or a tie clip? Reagan’s ghost: Well, I did favor a clip given to me by my good […]

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TOPPLE

April 8, 2017

Get out the knitting needles, Agnes, it’s oligarchy toppling time again.

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THE KIM AND HITCH KWIZ ANSWER

April 7, 2017

Alfred ate the entire watermelon, rind and all, in one sitting.

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THE KIM AND HITCH KWIZ

April 6, 2017

In this photo Alfred is describing to Kim: a. a watermelon he recently purchased. b. how hands should emerge from the ground. c. one way to terrify a child. d. what he would do if attacked by an elk.

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BORIS KARLOFF’S GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER

April 5, 2017

Boris Karloff’s grandmother’s sister aka Anna Leonowens aka the I in The King and I

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THE PARSON

April 4, 2017

They called him The Parson. From the day he rode into town on an ostrich, the town folk regarded him warily. From the top of his white beaded black Stetson hat to the tips of his blood red boots poking out from the long black curtain of his purple velvet coat he exuded power and […]

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HARLEQUIN DABFERRET

April 3, 2017

Harlequin Dabferret mentored a vole to exclusively dine on clams in a bowl with limited success and a rather large mess and on Harlequin’s psyche a damaging toll  

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ANDREW CARNEGIE

April 2, 2017

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Andrew Carnegie, who I am informed was a famous philo…philanos…phanth…do-gooder. Mr. Carnegie, when you began throwing away all your money, did you first buy enough new clothes to last you for a while? Carnegie’s ghost: Aye. […]

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THE FOOLS OF APRIL

April 1, 2017

the fools of april we are indeed ruled by monstrous slaves of greed

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