UNDER THE MICROSCOPE
September 20, 2017
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Anvil in a Lace Bootie
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TICO, THE TACO
September 19, 2017
Tico, the taco, had a dearth of life. He was eaten shortly after his creation. Lost were the glorious contributions he might have made to the nation.
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TENWILLETT
September 18, 2017
‘I’m going,’ said Tenwillett. ‘Some fool has to get the supplies, and it might as well be me.’ ‘You mustn’t,’ said Lila, but not forcefully. The rest of the dregs trapped in the cabin averted their gazes to contemplate the warped floor of the hastily built shack. Outside, the wind howled. A sneer curled a […]
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BUFFALO BILL
September 17, 2017
Loon: My guest today for the 3 Question Interview is the ghost of Buffalo Bill. Mr. Bill, were you acquainted with many buffaloes? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Yes, sir, I surely was. Loon: I’m not surprised because of your name. And were any of the buffaloes you met able to talk? Buffalo Bill’s ghost: Not so […]
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THE KIM NOVAK KWIZ ANSWER
September 15, 2017
Kim and Py, her cat, were most decidedly not fans of Uncle Miltie.
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THE KIM NOVAK KWIZ
September 14, 2017
Kim is: a. in the midst of her acclaimed ventriloquist act. b. reacting to Milton Berle’s antics. c. watching Julia Child pound a haddock. d. weighing the advantages and disadvantages of the many weapons on display.
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CLOWNS
September 13, 2017
The clowns entered the dining room. Names neatly printed on discs above the salad forks at each place setting guided them to their assigned seats. They stood solemnly behind their chairs until Baffy, president pro-tem, indicated that they should be seated. Rollo and Ducky were invited to stand and recite the pledge. They did so. […]
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FAIR POLE
September 12, 2017
NEW SNACK SENSATION
September 11, 2017
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