September 10, 2017
Loon: In a presidential mood, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent the spirit of someone they reassure me was, at some undetermined time, the president of the United States. First things first, I’m a little confused. Sir, is your name Chester Arthur or Arthur Chester? Arthur’s ghost: I forget. It doesn’t matter when […]
September 9, 2017
When mature, they sprout wings, disperse, bury themselves, and grow.
September 8, 2017
She never did like dusting.
September 7, 2017
Saliva, Queen of Insects, uses her hypnotic gaze in tandem with her crystal ball to: a. render into helpless putty in her hands you, yes you, mwah ha ha. b. help out with the dusting. c. spy on nefarious corn futures traders. d. contact the Jellyfish Monster approaching San Diego Harbor with mayhem in mind.
September 6, 2017
Bullets For Breakfast Bullets ‘R Us A Destiny Of Bullets Say It With Bullets
September 4, 2017
Once in a land lost long ago, the royal family despaired. Each of the fourteen regal sons of the regal lord and regal lady had failed to free the land from the shackles of enchantment which rendered the land’s every living creature clumsy. Constantly heard were cries of ‘Sorry about that’ and ‘Whoops’, not to […]
September 3, 2017
Loon: It’s going to be quite a task for me to figure out who this ghost delivered to us for the 3 Question Interview is. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have hurried off shouting ‘Eli Whitney cotton gin’ for whatever help that will be. Mr. Whitney, I myself am not a drinking man, so […]
September 2, 2017
willful ignorance religion greed
September 1, 2017
Robin is taken aback because he had been under the impression that the aurochs was extinct.
