October 11, 2017
‘Where’s my slender trident? I distinctly remember leaving it leaning against the shed. Is it leaning against the shed? No, it is not leaning against the shed. So where is it? I’m looking at you, Bernard,’ said the witch. ‘Look at me all you want. I know nothing about the silly trident,’ replied the raven, […]
October 10, 2017
the creature stalks by night tiny eyes dart in search of food when will it tweet again
October 8, 2017
Loon: We have a treat in store for us today on the 3 Question Interview. The lords of the 4th dimension have brought someone they call a sidekick, Andy Devine, as today’s ghost guest. Mr. Devine, as a sidekick, do you kick people in the side or do you yourself get kicked in the side? […]
October 6, 2017
Lizabeth’s 3 piece wooden hairpiece was crafted by underground gnomes.
October 5, 2017
Lizabeth’s hair: a. was constructed by joining together 3 sections of fine grained sculpted wood. b. was made of salt water taffy. c.was an alien with complete control over Lizabeth’s mind. d. did not look like this first thing in the morning.
October 4, 2017
‘Oh, find the ghostly hollow where color melts away, and deadly shoots of cane await in silent fog so gray,’ sang the grandmother. ‘Why is the cane deadly? Why is it foggy in the ghostly hollow? How do I find it?’ asked the granddaughter. ‘You must discover the answers to the first two questions on […]
October 2, 2017
Death, be not a hamster Life, be not a spoon Love, be not a carpet tack lost upon the moon Death, bring lots of jellybeans Life, bring lots of coal Love, bring lots of fuzzy beads to tempt the wily mole