March 11, 2018
Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then? Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir. Loon: Could you play the fife? Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge. Loon: […]
March 10, 2018
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March 9, 2018
George came within an eyelash of being Hippity Hoppity Hayes.
March 8, 2018
In addition to ‘Gabby’, nicknames under consideration for George were: a. Hippity Hoppity Hayes b. Biggety Belcher Hayes c. Hot Diggety Hayes d. Heroin Harry Hayes e. Kitten Caboodle Hayes
March 7, 2018
From the kitchen window, Grime Pertwig watched his sisters hard at work in the yard. The chains anchoring him to the wall allowed for an adequate arc of movement. Grime moved in an adequate arc to resume perching on his stool. He had no choice but to await his fate. ‘Pack more lower. Make it […]
March 6, 2018
The magical mystery tour begins here.
March 4, 2018
Today’s ghost guest for the 3 Question Interview wrote some books, I am told. His name is Sinclair Lewis. Mr. Lewis, are you a natural redhead or is that a dye job? Ghost of Lewis: Born red. Loon: Do you like lakes? Ghost of Lewis: From a distance. Loon: Have you ever fractured your elbow […]
March 3, 2018
Three sisters went to the moon. Their names were April, May, and June. They found no air or curtains there. ‘We won’t return any time soon,’ said April and May and especially June.
March 2, 2018
They did not fall for the ‘firing squad’ prank set up by Sylvia Beach.
