March 21, 2018
Pymascia, a young witch in search of a certain charm, looked down from her broom at the forest of garven trees. “Magenta root,” she muttered. Swerving left, she dove to darkness under the pale yellow garven canopy. Lightly landing, she stepped to the impressive trunk of the nearest garven tree. Wrinkled in swirls of magenta […]
March 18, 2018
Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true? Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such […]
March 16, 2018
It was far too early in the day to see Winston Churchill topless.
March 15, 2018
Robert and Maureen are taken aback when they see: a. Charles Laughton peddling by on a unicycle. b. Winston Churchill topless. c. a water buffalo charging straight at them. d. Daphne du Maurier transforming into a wolfwoman.
March 14, 2018
Curiosity Mowbridge paled when she saw the pink slip protruding from her time card slot. Her legs were slabs of senseless meat. No wonder she could barely drag herself home. Entering her spartan chamber, she toppled to the floor. She surveyed the dust bunnies under her cot. ‘I will clean under there in the fullness […]