March 2, 2015
The class was given the assignment of adding one sentence to the following statement to make a complete story: —For reasons never explained, the Devil had him sign the document in penguin blood.— 5 students received gold stars. Here are their additions: 1. Then they had cupcakes. 2. Surprisingly, a cold wind blew them to […]
February 27, 2015
Lightning Man’s alter ego was indeed a female attorney in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.
February 26, 2015
Lightning Man’s alter ego is: a. Miles Beefsteak, ill-mannered lonely hearts columnist for a pathetic small town news rag. b. Champ Follansby, egotistical gladhanding salesman employed by a shady used car dealership in Saugus, California. c. Red Scuff, sweet-talking middle reliever for a minor league baseball team, the Beerfield Undertow. d. Natasha Graywolf, nattily attired […]
February 25, 2015
broken stones bleeding bones moans and groans it’s all in a day’s work for the happy bludgeon
February 22, 2015
This particular witch tree is about to cast a spell on that unsuspecting evergreen on the left, soon to be evergreen no more.
February 21, 2015
When a triffid’s feelers begin to turn red, the wise thing to do is flee.
February 20, 2015
Oh, how little Ruby longed to be a stevedore.
February 19, 2015
Before she became Barbara Stanwyck, little Ruby Stevens wandered the streets of Brooklyn looking for: a. a decent 5 cent cigar. b. enlightenment. c. a magic wand so she could turn herself into a stevedore. d. Popsicle sticks.