USING TUNGSTEN IN SENTENCES

February 4, 2015

He spoke with a voice of steel reinforced with tungsten or some other such metal. ‘Tungsten!’ cried Barlow. ‘It’s the very thing we’ve been looking for!’ She entered the room in a fury, flinging tungsten.

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HOW TO BECOME THE GREATEST EVIL ROBOT EVER

February 3, 2015

Step One Step Two Step Three Step Four Any questions?

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THE INN AT HENCHLEY’S BROW

February 2, 2015

You approach Henchley’s Brow, so named because of the scuzzy gorse running rampant along the dunes. Your destination is the inn located there, and whether or not you’ll find it is in doubt as you suffer leg-buckling lashes of fury from the howling storm. Finally, staggered sideways by a particularly violent gust, you slam against […]

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THE MAD DOG EARLE HIGH SIERRA KWIZ ANSWER

January 30, 2015

Yes, it’s all of the above. Ida was quite the woman.

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THE MAD DOG EARLE HIGH SIERRA KWIZ

January 29, 2015
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Working on location for the movie High Sierra, Humphrey Bogart playing Mad Dog Earle was confused: a. when Ida Lupino reverted to her native English accent between scenes. b. when Ida Lupino prepared waffles for the entire crew one morning. c. when Ida Lupino insisted everybody join hands and sing ‘Greensleeves’. d. when Ida Lupino […]

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THE REBELLIOUS POEM

January 28, 2015
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i refuse to rhyme june with that night sky disc or that other word for melody i won’t do it and don’t even think about asking me to rhyme it with a common kitchen utensil standing in for the concept of making love

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THE MAN WHO WASN’T THERE

January 26, 2015

Jerome Bessemer was not by any stretch of the imagination a major participant in his own life. Chosen to be valedictorian of his high school class, he gave a terrific speech at graduation. It’s a pity he wasn’t there to hear it. At college he was a rogue bacteriology student, but never found the time […]

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STRANGLE THE COBWEB

January 25, 2015
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strangle the cobweb, my lady don’t live on borrowed time although your past, it is shady the couplets, they must rhyme strangle the cobweb, my lady in a warm and sunny clime while still you’re in your prime strangle embrace the grime

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THE LOCH NESS KWIZ ANSWER

January 23, 2015

It might surprise you to learn that the Loch Ness Monster is a mutated butterfly.

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THE LOCH NESS MONSTER KWIZ

January 22, 2015
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The Loch Ness Monster: a. can be lured ashore if you play your cards right. b. eats only the finest eels shipped directly from the Sargasso Sea. c. cannot dream in technicolor. d. is really a mutated butterfly.

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