A HAT FULL OF SAUSAGE A STARTLING NEW PLAY from the pen of G. Miles Teppendisch starring Flake Belmont as the charmingly sinister Madge Blanket Robert Purn as the domestic equivalent of Shambo, the dolphin and Winnie, the Incontinent Horse OPENING SOON!! DON’T MISS IT!!
A giant witch riding her giant broom crashed into the earth here long ago. The only evidence of her demise is the brushy end of her giant broom sticking out of the ground.
1. Fancy Tablecloth Woman (pictured above) 2. Pencil Sharpener Man 3. After Dinner Mint Girl 4. Cheap Lotion Man
bowl of oatmeal bowl of pabulum bowl of ovaltine frantic consumer torn between choices
No presents until Elizabeth wore the polar bear head.
Elizabeth Montgomery posed in this manner every Christmas morning because: a. she was proud of the polar bear she personally dispatched with her bare hands to save a seal. b. she lost a bet. c. it fulfilled a clause in her contract without which she would not be paid. d. unless the polar bear head […]
The Kudu Woman has chosen me to make the Solstice Trek to meet with the Wizard of Gauze. Therefore, bearing the ritual offering of oats in a small hamper, I am heading into the wilderness. Be back Monday.
What horrors did good old Dave Heffelfinger have to endure to procure for his beloved granddaughter her dream gift of a pony? Don’t ask.
Include the following words and phrases in a story about former First Lady Bess Truman: knitting needles wampum elf on a shelf it ain’t a fit night out for man or beast celery trapezoid laughing hyena warthogs
No, wait, it’s more of a sigh. A sigh? Si. Stop with the Jack Benny/Mel Blanc. You were telling me about a Christmas moan. Well, to be truthful, it isn’t really a moan or a sigh. What is it then? It’s the noise you make when you open a present and hate it beyond endurance. […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
