THE DARK STILETTO

December 13, 2014

You peg the guy for a creep right off, but when he tosses 500 green on the table, you figure he’s not so bad after all. ‘It’s my wife Brigitte, Mr. Barlow. I want her followed. I got to know where she goes,’ says the not so bad creep. ‘She’s going to be at this […]

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THE RICHARD/ELSA KWIZ ANSWER

December 12, 2014

Elsa hated the lunches Charles made. Richard loved them and was always willing to trade.

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THE RICHARD/ELSA KWIZ

December 11, 2014

Richard Pratt, aka Boris Karloff, and Elsa Lanchester, aka Elsa Lanchester, on the set of The Bride of Frankenstein: a. played snooker for cash, often abandoning the game to duel with their cues. b. raced in tiny autos. c. often traded lunches, he giving her his chicken tikka masala, she giving him her banana infused […]

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INSULT

December 7, 2014

You jelly! You tik! You tak! You tok! You elemental cranebunny! You muddy bunfoster! You granulated pepperstaff! You rolling hipcradle! Out! Out, I say!

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MORE NOIR TITLES

December 6, 2014

Bullets For Breakfast Tattered Rage The Cyanide Reaper Blood On The Spats

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THE NIKOLA TESLA KWIZ ANSWER

December 5, 2014

Tesla thought about joining the circus, and, for a few weeks, he practiced juggling knives and hammers. However, he soon lost interest and turned to stamp collecting instead.

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THE NIKOLA TESLA KWIZ

December 4, 2014

Nikola is writing: a. ‘I am in the process of attempting to duplicate Viktor Frankenstein’s work …. b. ‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All …. c. ‘I am wondering whether or not I should challenge Edison to a duel …. […]

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PAVLOVA’S WICKER TRUNK

December 3, 2014
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What did Anna Pavlova keep in her large wicker trunk? Dead swans? No. Live swans? No, not even close. An assortment of chocolates to snack on while reclining? No. Jigsaw puzzles to assemble while dancing around her especially constructed tall puzzle table? No, she kept those in a closet. Perhaps something as boring as costumes? […]

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THE SKEFFINGTON RAM

December 2, 2014

The Skeffington ram had a mini-cam installed upon his brow. While nailing it there his words to share were several shouts of ‘Ow!’

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THE BIGGEST HAT

November 28, 2014
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When the names of all the movie cowboys were written on little strips of paper and placed in a hat (oddly enough, a fedora), the first name drawn from the hat by a seven year old movie mogul’s daughter with her eyes closed was Tim McCoy, thereby securing for McCoy the right to wear in […]

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