The loon held a lengthy discussion with this triffid philosopher and was sent on his way with these words of wisdom from the alien plant: ‘If not now, who? If not then, where?’
The owner of the pumpkin patch concludes his haunting spiel with an offer of $10,000 dollars to anyone brave enough to spend Halloween night manacled to the skeleton scarecrow in the middle of the pumpkin patch. His harrowing tale of past Halloweens here has blanketed the few gathered with terrified silence. You, however, are made […]
And a very fine dentist he was, too. Alfred Hitchcock was one of his patients.
During the filming of The Invisible Man, Claude Rains: a. got sick and tired of the grip who stepped on his foot every day and said, ‘Sorry, I didn’t see you.’ b. roller skated to and from lunch every day. c. practiced his maniacal cackle at night on the corner of Sunset and Vine. d. […]
Nervous as a wreck was Carl. This very night he would be installed as the new Bright Lantern, head of SARIL. the Society to Advance the Righteous Indignation of Loons. He gazed into his closet and confronted his dilemma. Which of the two evening gowns hanging there would best punctuate the rite? The fishing gown […]
That sure as shootin’ was one doozy of a pickle.
Ann Darrow, sighting Kong for the first time, realizes: a. it was a mistake to use Oreo cookies as buttons on her dress. b. her lifelong dream of reaching a pitch perfect powerful high C. c. she shouldn’t have said ‘Whatever’ when asked to sign on for the voyage. d. she’s in one doozy of […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
