THOSE WERE THE DAYS
March 12, 2014
When spiders danced a minuet on the cheeks of the sleeping children.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS
March 9, 2014
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview is the famous silent motion picture star, Douglas Fairbanks. Welcome, Mr. Fairbanks, and how many arms and legs did you break, including your own, acting in movies? Ghost of Fairbanks: I can do 104 pushups. Loon: Very good. Really. That’s marvelous. By the way, were you […]
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TITLES TO CONSIDER
March 8, 2014
Remnants of a Clamdigger The Hen Conspiracy Bold Farlow, Inspector of Math
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ANOTHER GLORIA GRAHAME KWIZ ANSWER
March 7, 2014
The next door neighbors would be wise to quell their dog’s barking.
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ANOTHER GLORIA GRAHAME KWIZ
March 6, 2014
Gloria sits at her dressing table contemplating: a. what she will do to her lover if he overcooks the meatloaf. b. her next move in the dance of wits between her and Raymond Chandler. c. another day in paradise. d. what bliss it would be if that damn dog somehow stopped yapping.
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2 WORD BOOK REVIEW
March 3, 2014
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – IGOR STRAVINSKY
March 2, 2014
Loon: Celebrity spirit interviewee for 3 questions today is the famous symphony orchestra conductor, Arturo Stravinsky. Tell me, maestro, are kettle drums really made out of kettles? Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music. Loon: Yes, the music. Following up, and I must admit to having some inside information about this, were you […]
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THE LOUISE BROOKS MOUSE EARS KWIZ ANSWER
February 28, 2014
Louise showed up at the opening of a new grocery store in Altadena wearing this ridiculous outfit as a joke. The joke was on her when she was installed against her will as mayor.
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THE LOUISE BROOKS MOUSE EARS KWIZ
February 27, 2014
Louise dressed like this: a. in order to go about unnoticed in public. b. to unleash her inner Minnie Mouse. c. because she was forced to do so under gunpoint. d. for a joke.
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THE BITTERBAT CONUNDRUM
February 25, 2014
The Bitterbat household was all atizzy. For Clem Bitterbat, the criminally insane patriarch, had escaped the parlor. Sending out feelers collected from butterflies to all authorities, the Bitterbat household was taken aback when an armored division surrounded their compound. Urged to issue forth and reach for the sky, the Bitterbats complied, though not without quite […]
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