November 7, 2018
The appearance of the charming buffalo at the head of the stairs doused the din below. All heads turned to gaze in admiration at the charming buffalo’s single hoofed gliding descent of the balustrade. The throng parted in deference, and the charming buffalo took up a stance of elegance in the center of the ballroom. […]
November 6, 2018
raw lark tongues on a bed of vomit dusted with bone powder
November 2, 2018
Chicken Man sincerely believed that universal plumage would undoubtedly solve all of the world’s problems.
November 1, 2018
Chicken Man fought for truth, justice, and: a. the 40 hour work week. b. slivered almonds. c. more humane treatment for the incredibly insane. d. universal plumage.
October 28, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension thought that having Pyewacket, a spirit in the form of a black cat, for the 3 Question Interview would be Halloween appropriate. So, without ado of lengthier measure, let us begin. Pyewacket, is your name taken from Elmer Fudd describing the noise made by a table of pies […]
October 26, 2018
Leo didn’t find the raisin for six months.
October 25, 2018
Maria: a. dated Tsar Nicholas back in the day. b. once playfully hid a raisin in Leo Tolstoy’s beard. c. fought Baba Yaga to a draw in 1893. d. preferred Pinsk to Minsk.
October 24, 2018
You creep along the shabby corridor behind the kitchen, taking care that your $380 neon orange sneakers produce not the slightest squeak as you place them carefully one in front of the other. Reaching the door, you breathe a sigh of relief, not a loud one, no, but a silent one, yes. Through this last […]