October 23, 2018
Ingredients no elks elk substitute (equal parts raisins, bran, hallucinogens and soy) water Work elk substitute into a gooey frenzy. Pelt with half the water (1 cup if you are using 2 cups, 1 gallon if you are using 2 gallons). Dump frenzy into the rest of the water. Worry with a mallet until goo […]
October 21, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit in this spooky autumn season to deliver for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of a writer of spooky things, one Irving Washington. Ghost of Irving: Pardon me. My name is Washington Irving. It is not Irving Washington. Loon: Huh? Your first name is Washington? […]
October 20, 2018
when autumn fell it fell rusting green
October 19, 2018
Mary repeatedly had to chastise Lon for getting into her makeup kit.
October 18, 2018
Mary has just informed Lon that: a. he mustn’t borrow her makeup kit again. b. they’ll always have Paris. c. ‘It’s not you. It’s me.’ d. one day he will understand trigonometry.
October 14, 2018
Live! From behind my dwelling! Orange!
October 13, 2018
The pod army advances under floral disguise.
October 12, 2018
designed to distract viewer while poking holes in the ceiling
October 11, 2018
This practical outfit was designed to: a. confuse. b. make fun of a notorious stockbroker. c. poke holes in the ceiling. d. present a strange alternative to surrender.
October 10, 2018
ride the high country bellow unrepentant twin marvels the thighs of god