ELK SOUP FOR VEGETARIAN WITCHES ON HALLOWEEN

October 23, 2018

Ingredients no elks elk substitute (equal parts raisins, bran, hallucinogens and soy) water Work elk substitute into a gooey frenzy. Pelt with half the water (1 cup if you are using 2 cups, 1 gallon if you are using 2 gallons). Dump frenzy into the rest of the water. Worry with a mallet until goo […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WASHINGTON IRVING

October 21, 2018

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit in this spooky autumn season to deliver for the 3 Question Interview the ghost of a writer of spooky things, one Irving Washington. Ghost of Irving: Pardon me. My name is Washington Irving. It is not Irving Washington. Loon: Huh? Your first name is Washington? […]

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THE FALL OF AUTUMN

October 20, 2018

when autumn fell it fell rusting green

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THE MARY PHILBIN KWIZ ANSWER

October 19, 2018

Mary repeatedly had to chastise Lon for getting into her makeup kit.

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THE MARY PHILBIN KWIZ

October 18, 2018

Mary has just informed Lon that: a. he mustn’t borrow her makeup kit again. b. they’ll always have Paris. c. ‘It’s not you. It’s me.’ d. one day he will understand trigonometry.

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OCTEMBER SEPTOBER

October 14, 2018

Live! From behind my dwelling! Orange!

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THE PODS

October 13, 2018

The pod army advances under floral disguise.

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THE PRACTICAL CLOTHING KWIZ ANSWER

October 12, 2018

designed to distract viewer while poking holes in the ceiling

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THE PRACTICAL CLOTHING KWIZ

October 11, 2018

This practical outfit was designed to: a. confuse. b. make fun of a notorious stockbroker. c. poke holes in the ceiling. d. present a strange alternative to surrender.

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RIDE THE HIGH COUNTRY

October 10, 2018

ride the high country bellow unrepentant twin marvels the thighs of god

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