Is this a once upon a time tree or what? I mean, look at it. There’s got to be a trapdoor in the hollow and stairs leading down to : a pirate’s treasure, a dragon’s treasure, a wizard’s chamber of magic, a realm of fairy folk, the lair of a band of robbers or a […]
The loon has assembled the above in order to undertake some sort of painting project. And I dare not ask about the Johnson’s Baby Powder for fear of hearing his explanation. The repeated ‘HEAVY BODY’ references are also unsettling to me, known to those who know me as a timid and frightened creature.
Bee One: Is this pollen great or what? Bee Two: You weren’t lying, Hannah. This stuff is the bomb. Bee One: I can’t wait to tell the Queen. Bee Two: Why don’t we keep it to ourselves for a while? Bee One: Not tell the Queen? Bee Two: Why should we? She never shares royal […]
the big cup fill it up but certainly not with the arms of Krupp rather instead before you’re dead fill it with a loaf of bread
Alignment will take place in the third of the seven mysterious elements. The loon knows this because a talking pigeon told him so.
Though he was the most popular author of his time, he returned to Belmont to fulfill a promise made to one Hermione Patterson. While working in the laundry, he had promised Ms. Patterson that if he ever became the most popular author of his time, he would allow her to bury him up to his […]
She was the sort of dame who: 1. could make a speedboat look like a startled flamingo. 2. you’d hock your snowshoes for. 3. you forgot three times before breakfast and remembered twice before lunch. 4. could make a guy want to write limericks about the justice system. 5. could make a walrus forget the […]
The loon considered himself most fortunate to capture this time-traveling spider’s image of exit. Through powers of mind she had informed him of her plan to fling herself into an advantageous position somewhere near Rembrandt in order to watch him paint. She claims to be his biggest fan among spiders. The loon sees no reason […]
1. harpsichords on a battleship? 2. new production of Magic Flute staged on a gigantic stalk of celery? 3. make a flabby metronome? 4. get detergent to eradicate tergent?
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
