DISTINCTION
August 22, 2011
INTERNET – WORLD WIDE WEB INTERNETTE – YOUNG LADY NEWLY QUALIFIED AS A DOCTOR
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Anvil in a Lace Bootie
A blog for readers who have no time to read
INCOMPREHENSIBLE BOOK PRAISE
August 21, 2011
1. STARKLY INVETERATE 2. A MADDENED ROMP OF PATIENCE 3. A BLESSING OF DISCREET MINDS 4. JOINED IMMUTABLY! 5. TOTALLY SCANNED!!! 6. ONE WORD – SLORP!
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UNPUBLISHABLE EPIC NOVELS
August 15, 2011
1. Rotundity, Wherefore Art Thou? 2. The Singing Roman 3. A Fistful of Scandinavia 4. Jelly: A Saga of the Kitchen 5. Which of This is to be All True in the Harvest of Many Quills
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PRE-CODE MOVIE TRAILER
August 14, 2011
Mr. and Mrs. America, hold on to your hats. Here come Ernest Hemingway and Ginger Rogers starring in a gender-bending rags to riches tale of the depression set in pre-industrial meso-America. Watch Ernie dance and sing his way into your heart. See Ginger outrun, outfight, and outspit legions of Aztec warriors. Never before has there […]
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A MAN’S DILEMMA
August 8, 2011
A man is blindfolded and led into a bakery. A bearclaw is placed in his left hand, a glazed buttermilk bar in his right. Dilemma: When he visits his sister next week, should he drive as he promised his mother, or should he fly as he promised his father?
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THE RACE TO THE HAUNCH
August 2, 2011
Henry VIII Bette Davis a nice juicy haunch Hedda Hopper President Taft Ambrose Bierce cannon The participants were arrayed thusly in the field. Henry VIII, squired by Bette Davis, readied himself for the sprint, knees bent, flexing his fingers. President Taft, eagerly grinding his teeth and fairly trembling at the sight of the haunch, was […]
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MACE PLANT
August 1, 2011
These young maces will thrive if sprinkled once a week with a cup of iron filings. When fully grown, they make splendidly well-balanced clubbing implements.
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THE HIDDEN CLAW
July 27, 2011
Here is where the hidden claw is hiding. Be alert. If you approach such a sight, raise your fenders into defensive position and coil your body into a commonly recognized submission posture. If, when you are in the act of creeping by, the hidden claw rises into view and assumes the striking pose, sing in […]
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A VARIETY OF GROUNDS
July 25, 2011
By this guy (grown old):
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
