Rocco Banducci, grizzled hit plant now in federal custody, agrees to name names in exchange for plastic surgery and relocation as a Shasta daisy.
There comes a time for all of us when we must: 1. learn to bake cookies. 2. eat a piece of bad fish. 3. give thanks to the avocado man. 4. admit that we’re not that thrilled with marzipan. 5. consume an entire box of chocolates and rationalize it by eating a stalk of celery.
Lord Young, the Pekinese typesetter, took careful aim at the gorilla, favored pet of his former mistress, Dame Agatha Christ-Owens-Jones, Ltd.
Seconds later, the elephant discovered the loon’s hiding place and administered to him a severe beating about the head and shoulders with her trunk.
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Up to my waist in the swamp, I struggled to pull the boat through the damned glut of reeds, all the while cursing the leeches availing themselves of the opportunity to slime slither and attach, barnacle-like, to my nether limbs, which in their turn strained to advance by gaining freedom from the powerful sinking mud […]
His ego was so immense that he had all the eucalyptus trees on his estate ripped out and replaced with mecalyptus trees. His ego was so immense that he had the village hermaphrodite exiled and replaced by a memaphrodite.
“More courtly than sagacious, the lemmings of Fon du Lac often distribute clan-themed blueberry muffins to indigent cormorants,” replied the loon when asked if he knew the way to the train station.
When choosing a fort, three things must be kept in mind: 1. location – You wouldn’t want your fort to be in the middle of a street, for example, nor would you want it built horizontally out of the face of a cliff. Beneath a crag is good. 2. size – A fort the size […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
