ENTS IN TRAINING

May 11, 2011

This is an image captured from the documentary film, ‘Young Ents in Training’. Here the young ents are running the hill. They do twenty reps, up hard, down easy, before moving on to leaping practice.

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BOOKSHELVES, HARLOW AND YELLOW LIGHT

May 10, 2011

Because what better way to celebrate France Because what better way to fashion a makeshift garment Because what better way to hide in plain sight And so, let it be said, “Thus commenteth the loon.”

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RANDOM KWIZ AND ANSWER

May 5, 2011

When marrying for the sixth time, grain elevator consultant Trembling Al Novotny opted to wear: a. nothing. b. a strategically placed harmonica. c. a chocolate hat. d. Martian antlers. Answer: b and c. He wore ‘d’ to get his driver’s license renewed. He wore ‘a’ only when knitting.

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VENISON THEME CONTINUED

May 4, 2011

Pre-cooked venison. Well, to be more accurate, PRE pre-cooked venison.

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ANDERSEN/DICKENS FIGHT REPLAY

May 2, 2011

At the bell, the lanky Dane with the huge head, hands and feet burst into tears. Dickens advanced with a left jab, commenting, “Hans, old boy, I thoroughly enjoyed ‘The Little Mermaid’.” Bursting into renewed tears, this time tears of gratification, Andersen covered up, sobbing on the ropes. Dickens became so verbose that he failed […]

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OFF CAMERA

May 1, 2011

Out of the picture to the left, a young girl in a gingham dress is stretched out asleep. Next to her a huge lion sprawls, similarly unconscious. Standing nearby are two figures shouting for help. One is a man made entirely of tin. The other, an animated scarecrow man, flaps his floppy straw arms.

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ALIEN LISTENING DEVICES

April 28, 2011

The aliens have planted listening devices such as these all over the world. Why? On the one hand, they’re nosy. On one of the other hands, they’re repulsed by the sight of all living creatures on Earth excepting starfish. In summary, they don’t want to look at us, but they do want to overhear our […]

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HOW TO CONCLUDE STATING YOUR PLAN

April 26, 2011

“I know it sounds crazy, but it just might work!”

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LOON GRAMMAR

April 25, 2011

Absence of logic present tense – I read the book. past tense – I read the book. Presence of logic present tense – I read the book. past tense – I readed the book. Oh, what a world, what a world. Tell it like it is, Margaret.

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EASTER POST

April 24, 2011

C. W. Oh, and thanks for Grape Nuts.

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