Yes, he swims the seas tending to the needs of injured and sick fish and whatnot. This is the only known photo of the kindly healing merdoc.
1. Did you pay full price? 2. Straighten that painting. 3. Pretzels again? 4. Is that my lint brush? 5. Shredded wheat.
The action takes place in a coal mine. The harpist enters from the left, the pregnant lion tamer from the right. Harpist (strumming): Do you recall Deborah Carmody, my comely vixen? Pregnant Lion Tamer (leering grotesquely): Why yes, I believe I do. Wasn’t she the swimming teacher who invested all her savings into straw? Harpist […]
The options for titling this photo are numerous: ‘Limousine Ride with Francis Scott Key’ or ‘Self Portrait in the Laundry Room’ or ‘Daisy Hangs ‘Em High’ or ‘The Bird Emporium’ or ‘Rafting with Elvis’. In this particular case, however, the best title happens to be ‘Red Leaves and Just a Little Bit of the Rear […]
1. She walked into the room like yesterday’s breakfast. 2. His face felt like the backside of a water buffalo at 30,000 feet. 3. The night stabbed him with its false icepick of desire, and he returned the favor in duplicate. 4. She slipped into the water like Santa on speed. 5. He lit a […]
In the land of broken emeralds the barber stands alone. To duel with an invisible sword is to invite a friend to dine. The only thing worse than killing a horse is finding a marble. Next to soda crackers the most comforting things in the whole wide world are successful lawsuits.
How can one refuse little faces like that when they look up at you and demand freshly butchered meat? Seymour, you’ve got a point.
A friendly drunk shows up dead, and the party’s just beginning. The mean streets of Pasadena spew venom on private eye Prel Turpin as he unravels a classy dame and pays for it with a ceremonial bludgeoning. Could this turn out to be the toughest test yet for the shy shamus with minimal bladder control? […]
The loon has decided to tattoo almost his entire body with this design. He will leave his nose and left ear unmarked. When asked why, he replied, “Sometimes it snows. Sometimes it doesn’t.”
Chapter One Hurrying to foil the plans of the villain, Mabel leaps from the trestle to avoid the onrushing train. Chapter Two Mabel lands on the back of a friendly pterodactyl and is flown to safety. Later, she runs pell mell down the hill pursued by a herd of rhinos. Chapter Three Mabel falls through […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
