A POORLY NAMED PRODUCT

November 23, 2010

BILGE RAT FOAMING MOUTHPASTE

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LESSER CZARIST TRAGEDIES

November 14, 2010

1. When Boris arrived at the ball, he realized at once that his cravat had gone out of style. 2. Alexei pinched his thumb when sheathing his sword in its scabbard, and everyone noticed. 3. On the eve of her Name Day party, Natasha was cross because her maid suddenly died.

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WEATHER REPORT

November 10, 2010

WINTER’S SURPRISE ATTACK ON AUTUMN Mayor Calls for Study TREES PETITION OFFICIALS Leaves Confused SNOWMEN SIGHTED Santa’s comments Loon Cited for Clothing Mishap

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SAILING PLANS

November 9, 2010

The loon has cobbled together this vessel and christened it the Wow. He plans on sailing it to the wilds of Nova Scotia, where he’ll dig for lost cutlery.

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DECLARATION

November 8, 2010

I am a crow (corvus brachyrhynchos). I am not a raven (corvus corax). So please stop with the Poe comments. I’ve heard them all, and believe me, none of them are or ever were the least bit funny. And another thing. About this scarecrow business. Please give me a break. Want to know a little […]

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ALARMING COMPLIMENT

November 7, 2010

I nibble on the fringes of your joy.

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ALTERNATE INTERNET COMMENTS -2

November 3, 2010

I couldn’t have said it better. (chews head off of donkey) Those look yummy! (makes replica of Spanish Armada) As for me, I prefer the green. (forgives Peru’s national debt) I voted by mail. (removes thorn from the paw of a lion)

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FINDINGS

November 1, 2010

Haddock young are curious about shoes. Scientists in Switzerland determined the ideal length of a parakeet. In Guatamala, ghosts are believed to party. The average wench weighs more than the average blunderbuss. In prehistoric times, it was hard to find a good pair of spats. In Milwaukee, all children are born yodeling. Scientists under guard […]

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4 WAYS TO ‘PLEASE’ CUSTOMERS

October 26, 2010

1. Don’t hire cannibal bellhops. (“Are you sure you wouldn’t rather carry your own luggage?” said the cannibal bellhop, struggling to control his naughty urge.) 2. Keep extra frogs in the cash drawer. (“We’re out of change, ma’am. Will you accept these frogs instead?”) 3. Hit random customers in the face with a sock full […]

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UNICORN INFO

October 25, 2010

The loon’s unicorn parks her Harley in this copse when she returns from her mud wrestling gigs in Modesto.

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