“Here’s my vision, see. We’ll tear all this stuff out, level it, and pave it over. Extra parking for the new tire burning factory next door, right? Am I a genius or what? A little further down the line, we’re hoping to drain the lake and make it into a state of the art garbage […]
THE PLUSH RENEGADE Starring Burgundy Phelps as the one-eyed detective, Lance Cormorant Whose mission in life is San Rafael Co-starring the stealth bombshell, Fromage, as the girl with the ‘howdy’ eyebrows Will she spell doom for Lance? Or will Lance go to his grave a bad speller? The most exciting adventure ever to inhabit the […]
Time was born on the playing fields of the Fife and Drum Academy in Brisbane, Australia. After an uneventful youth, Time moved to Utica, New York in order to become a transportation villain for the FBI. Several unfortunate incidents later, Time may now be found flipping burgers at Red’s Diner in Plano, Texas.
The brain is a most wonderful organ, superior even to the mighty Wurlitzer.
My dentist wears mermaid flukes on his head. “I raise tourniquet spiders,” said the man happily from his deathbed. Foreseeing trouble, I absented myself quickly when the snowcone of hepatitis reared its ugly head. When last I melted treacle, spring was in the air. Jingles licked himself.
Pick up lines are rarely able to cross the barrier between species. The following examples, highly successful in the proper animal context, turn out to be nearly 100% failures when attempted by humans. “Wow! You’re the fattest sow I’ve ever seen!” has a 94% success rate among swine. In contrast, human success with the same […]
action – tossing the first vole of spring onto a trampoline. purpose – tactic used by Belgian farmers to interpret the wishes of Otto, the rain god.
At track practice, when told by his coach to run hard through the finish line, the loon took a plane to St. Petersburg and ran to Helsinki.
To wind his way down the road in such a blustering wind proved extremely difficult for the invalid, plagued as he was with guilt for carrying an invalid driver’s license.
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