WORLD’S 14th GREATEST DAD On receiving a tee shirt from his adoring children with this sentiment scripted thereon, Miles Hickenlooper was momentarily taken aback. However, on further contemplation, he realized what a well researched compliment the gift of shirt imparted.
FOR ALL INTENSIVE PORPOISES This class has been designed for intensive porpoises only. All others will be denied admittance. Special emphasis will be placed on Larry. There will be a weekly quiz in the shallow end. There will be two midterms and a swim for accuracy. In lieu of a final exam, a term paper […]
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Life is available in four flavors: 1. bandanna 2.smoke 3. rifle 4. scraped cement There are no exceptions to this rule.
1. Before the publisher intervened, it was ‘James and the Giant Leech’. 2. Ernest Hemingway’s dog could, and often did, smoke a pipe. 3. Emily Dickinson had a walrus skull nailed above her bed. 4. Oscar Wilde was a closeted optometrist. 5. Doves hate each other.
Parenthetically speaking, the members of the troika announced: (I’ll vote yes in spite of not winning the hen stacking competition.) (I’ll vote no because my guardian angel’s chiropractor told me to.) (I’m not even going to vote. That ‘ll show them.)
Little Jack Horner Went to the corner To buy his poor dog a bone But when he got there The shelves were all bare And Miss Muffet was stuck on the phone
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
