Day one – moved three steps to my left. felt woozy. returned to original position. Day two – thought about taking two steps forward. decided against it. Day three – leaned to the right for ten minutes. on straightening up, flooded with feeling of relief. no more traveling for me.
‘The Divine Right of Kings’ or ‘What the Elephant Knew’ or ‘Madness on a Trolley’ or ‘Dreams of a Wombat’ or ‘Beneath the Gondola’ or ‘The Inner Life of Al Capone’
She’s like, “I fear you have me at a disadvantage, sir.” He’s like, “Indeed?” She’s all, “A gentleman would never place a lady in such a compromising position.” He’s all, “Who, pray tell, has ever indicated to you that I was a gentleman?” She goes, “A lady never breaks a confidence.” He goes, “Nor does […]
“Stat!” shouted the doctor. “Maury Wills stole 104 bases in 1962!” the scrub nurse quickly responded. The doctor then hit the scrub nurse over the head with a rubber chicken, and all concerned in the operating room donned red clown noses.
On August 22nd, the atoms presently working in harmony to comprise Bob Dylan will perform on that particular outdoor stage.
The Steps of Hope, bruised and battered, shackled by bars of despair, bleed pink, bleed yellow, bleed the tears of a bear.
Jowls Revenue and Pride Hassenpfeffer mused independently, Jowls somewhere in the Amazon basin, Pride somewhere inside a python. Surprisingly, they mused in similar veins. I wonder if the rent boy forgot to walk my cheetah, mused Jowls. I wonder if the rent boy forgot to exercise my ocelot, mused Pride. Sadly, the rent boy had […]
Does this tie make my eyebrows look militant?
“We were once young pathogens in love. What a crock that turned out to be.”
“The gods, as I see it, are wise, but in a stupid and undignified manner,” said the president of the Hal Jeffcoat Fan Club. “You’ll get no argument on that from me. That’s for sure, twice written,” said the Grand Potentate of the Dick Drott Appreciation Society. Brought to you by the Society of Obscure […]
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