June 20, 2009
The Rodeo Clown and the Sausage Maker: A Play in 3 Acts and 2 Intermissions In Act 1, after the curtain rises, the rodeo clown enters stage left and crawls into the barrel situated center stage. Otherwise, the stage is empty. Flute music of the haunting Celtic variety begins to play. A trained bull is […]
June 18, 2009
One Way to Define Gertrude Stein She did what she was doing while she did it. What she was doing was done when she did it. While she was doing it, it was not done.
June 15, 2009
WHICH ITEM DOES NOT BELONG? 1 a. nitrogen-fixing bacteria b. nitrogen-destroying bacteria c. nitrogen d. bacteria e. a pleasant afternoon on the Nile 2. a. The Grim Reaper b. The Jaunty Reaper c. The McCormick Reaper d. jingle bells
June 14, 2009
1 SECRET AGENT 2 (SECRET AGENT) 3 (. . . . . . . . . . .) 4
June 13, 2009
HIT BY PITCH Throw it at me. Go ahead, throw it at me, you god damn pizzaface. I’m ready. Come on. Come on. Bring it. THUNK! Shitassdamn. Hell. Okay. Okay. I put the bat down. See? I put it down gently. Lay it on the ground like a little sleepy baby. See my smile? I’m […]
June 10, 2009
Announcer: Heaven. Wouldn’t you like to be there? Just remember this – Girl trio: White Swan cigarettes will make you rave They’ll open up your path to an early grave Announcer: White Swan. White Swan cigarettes. Now available in radium-resistant cartons. When last we left our adventure starring Miss Gloria Swanson as plucky polar explorer […]
June 9, 2009
NO TREES PASSING PIRATE POPERY
June 8, 2009
How many hypnotherapists are burly? And of the burly hypnotherapists, how many are women? And of the burly hypnotherapist women, how many are world class athletes? In short, is there a burly world class female athlete who is a practicing hypnotherapist? And if this person exists, does she do her own laundry? Or in fact […]