OBSERVATION

July 20, 2009
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Tinsel without soul Las Vegas Soul without tinsel Puritan Soul with tinsel Little Richard

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PITCHING A POTENTIAL BLOCKBUSTER

July 16, 2009
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TUMBLING CARS EXPLODING WRITER:        We open with tumbling cars exploding along a highway in the desert at dawn. The girl is running across the dunes. The helicopter chasing her explodes and tumbles to crash behind her. The music … HONCHO:      This isn’t a musical, is it? No musicals. I hate musicals. Musicals suck. How many […]

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RECIPE

July 12, 2009
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A recipe rarely read through all the way to the end Goat Bread with Hooves 3 goats 1/2 cup salt 10 lbs barley flour chives (optional) Dice three goats to a fine paste, first removing and setting aside hooves.

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THE GREAT WHITE WAY

July 8, 2009
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Broadway Possibility Hello Dali – the heart elongating, twisting and dripping story of a surrealist painter

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ALPHABETARARIUM

July 6, 2009
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A is for Brian, a very good student B is for Karen, stung several times C is for Juan, always agreeable D is for Jamie, in Glasgow passed on E is for Alice, afraid of mice F is for Ken, a quite stupid fellow G is for Timmy, who turned his horse right H is […]

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LIFE AND TIMES OF THE BARD

July 1, 2009
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Shakespeare Regrets Asking Drunken Friends in Alehouse for Suggestions “To be or not to be, that’s about the size of it.” “To be or not to be, whadda you gonna do?” “Tuh beee … urr …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.” “Play ‘Melancholy Baby’.”

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GOVERNMENTAL QUERY

June 30, 2009
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“WHY ARE THERE NO WOLFMEN IN THE SENATE?” ASKED THE TROUBLED YOUTH BEFORE HE WAS LED AWAY.

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THE STORY OF A STORY

June 27, 2009
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A story lay prone on the couch. A damp cloth was draped across its forehead. Sitting in a nearby chair was the story’s psychiatrist, notebook open and pen poised. The psychiatrist, by the way, was a box of rolled oats. “What would you like to work on today?” “Oh, I don’t know. I don’t care. […]

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OZ THOUGHT

June 24, 2009
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WHAT DOROTHY MIGHT SAY WERE SHE TO FIND HERSELF WANDERING LOST IN A THEORETICAL FIELD OF PARTICLES “Muons and gluons and quarks, oh my!”

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NOSFERATU’S HAMSTER

June 22, 2009
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It had the shakes. Its skin was blotchy and scabbed where the hair had been torn out in clumps. The hair itself was thin, dull, the color of weak tea, in a word, lifeless. The hamster jumped or spun insanely in circles at the slightest sound, say a leaf blowing against the window pane or […]

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