THE STANLEY KUBRICK KWIZ

April 19, 2018

Young Stanley Kubrick is about to: a. take a photo of Godzilla and Mothra embracing. b. take part in an unfashion show. c. throw the photo equipment down and attack. d. take leave of his senses for a long time.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SAMUEL GOMPERS

April 15, 2018

Loon: Today as guest on the 3 Question Interview, we have one Samuel Gompers, some sort of labor leader back in the day. Question 1. Mr. Gompers, did your really funny name ruin your childhood? Ghost of Gompers: To the contrary. They called me Gorilla Gompers and trembled under my gaze. Loon: Question 2. Your […]

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FORESTER

April 14, 2018

Forester trembled. Gathering courage, he erupted screaming from behind the barn and scampered sobbing across the meadow. Vaulting the fence with a nimble twist, he took time to review his day so far. Having reviewed it, he fell heavily, and a stab of pain ran up into his face all the way from his knee. […]

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THE BARRYMORES KWIZ ANSWER

April 13, 2018

The siblings pulled off 8 successful bank heists in 1911, grew bored, and moved on to other things.

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THE BARRYMORES KWIZ

April 12, 2018

John and Ethel and Lionel are making plans to: a. rob a bank. b. kidnap David Belasco. c. do something awful to Canada. d. paint naughty slogans on the Statue of Liberty.

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NOIR ROMANCE TITLES

April 11, 2018

Tender Bullets A Heart of Poison The Long Afternoon of Love and Nooses

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FAR FLUNG WILLOUGHBY

April 7, 2018

Far Flung Willoughby wore a bright green suit. Far Flung Willoughby played a mean jazz flute. Whenever careless pedestrians moved into his path, Far Flung Willoughby went home and took a bath.

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THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ ANSWER

April 6, 2018

The whole set was on edge whenever they noticed Judy’s juggling teacher entering the building.

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THE COWARDLY LION KWIZ

April 5, 2018

The Cowardly Lion is wary of: a. the elephant in the room. b. the zebra on stilts stalking toward him. c. three grinning motionless birds. d. Judy Garland juggling machetes.

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DIALOGUE

April 3, 2018

“Emboldened crabs have breached the perimeter!” “Quick! Unleash the poets!” “Horrors! I can’t watch.” “The tide turns. We are saved!” “All praise the brutal savagery of Emily Dickinson! Hurrah!”

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