April 1, 2018
Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color? Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is […]
March 30, 2018
Taunting ‘Gorilla’ was a big mistake.
March 29, 2018
At this moment, Duke regrets: a. the iffy salmon loaf he ate earlier. b. daring ‘Gorilla’ McKay to break both of his arms. c. punching in pique a petrified tree. d. dropping out of beauty school.
March 28, 2018
The president’s favorite novels by Charles Dickens 1. A Tale of Two Bone Spurs 2. The Old Bone Spur Shop 3. David Bonespurfield 4. The Mystery of Edwin Bonespur
March 27, 2018
Two birds and a stone can’t make a stitch in time. When the lark sings to the owl, condemnation is nigh. To sup with none is to sup with doom and save a lot of money.
March 25, 2018
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview have sent to us with no explanation whatsoever somebody named Ozzie Nelson. Why are you famous, Mr. Nelson? Nelson’s ghost: Gee, I don’t know. Loon: You must have some idea. Why should I know you? Nelson’s ghost: It could be football, my band, […]
March 24, 2018
I had no answer for this triffid when it asked, ‘Why did you elect a ridiculous immoral clown as your president? Are you trying to make it easy for us to conquer your planet?’
March 23, 2018
Zasu was a good sport, although her later revenge was sweet.
March 22, 2018
This candid shot captures Rosalind taking part in: a. owl worship. b. moon worship. c. voluminous hooded cloak worship. d. rehearsing a practical joke to be sprung on Zasu Pitts.
March 21, 2018
Pymascia, a young witch in search of a certain charm, looked down from her broom at the forest of garven trees. “Magenta root,” she muttered. Swerving left, she dove to darkness under the pale yellow garven canopy. Lightly landing, she stepped to the impressive trunk of the nearest garven tree. Wrinkled in swirls of magenta […]
